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(Closed caption text transcribed by Cruiser One.)

/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /

/ NOT LONG AT ALL /

/ LOST AND LONELY /

/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /

/ FOR WALKING AWAY /

/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /

/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO /

/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /

/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /

/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /

/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /

/ BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /

/ YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE /

/ DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /

/ A LAND SERENE /

/ A CRYSTAL MOON /

/ AH-HAH /

/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /

/ IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL /

/ LOST AND LONELY /

/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /

/ UNDERGROUND //

SARAH: GIVE ME THE CHILD.

SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,

SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE

SARAH: TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY

SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN,

SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS,

SARAH: AND MY KINGDOM IS AS GREAT.

[THUNDER]

SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.

SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.

SARAH: DAMN.

SARAH: OH, I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE.

SARAH: "YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME."

[THUNDER]

[DOG BARKS]

MERLIN: RUFF!

SARAH: OH, MERLIN.

[CLOCK CHIMES]

SARAH: OH, NO, MERLIN!

SARAH: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S 7:00!

SARAH: COME ON!

/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /

/ FOR WALKING AWAY /

/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /

/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO, NO /

/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /

/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /

/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /

/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /

/ HURTS LIKE HELL /

/ HURTS LIKE HELL... //

SARAH: OH, IT'S NOT FAIR!

MOTHER: OH, REALLY!

MOTHER: DON'T STAND THERE IN THE RAIN!

SARAH: ALL RIGHT. COME ON, MERLIN.

MOTHER: NOT THE DOG!

SARAH: BUT IT'S POURING!

MOTHER: GO ON. INTO THE GARAGE.

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: GO ON, MERLIN.

SARAH: GO INTO THE GARAGE,

SARAH: GO!

SARAH: UH!

MOTHER: SARAH, YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE.

SARAH: I SAID I'M SORRY.

MOTHER: YOUR FATHER AND I GO OUT VERY RARELY.

SARAH: YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND!

MOTHER: I ASK YOU TO BABY-SIT

MOTHER: ONLY IF IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH YOUR PLANS.

SARAH: YOU DON'T EVEN ASK WHAT MY PLANS ARE.

MOTHER: I ASSUME YOU'D TELL ME IF YOU HAD A DATE.

MOTHER: YOU SHOULD HAVE DATES AT YOUR AGE.

FATHER: WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

SARAH: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

MOTHER: SHE TREATS ME LIKE A WICKED STEPMOTHER.

FATHER: I'LL TALK TO HER.

[BABY CRIES]

[MUSIC BOX PLAYING]

SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD...

SARAH: AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED...

SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE TO THE CASTLE

SARAH: BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY...

SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

FATHER: SARAH?

FATHER: COULD I TALK TO YOU?

SARAH: THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!

SARAH: YOU BETTER HURRY. YOU'LL BE LATE.

FATHER: WE'VE FED TOBY AND PUT HIM TO BED.

FATHER: WE'LL BE BACK AROUND MIDNIGHT.

SARAH: YOU REALLY WANTED TO TALK TO ME, DIDN'T YOU?

SARAH: PRACTICALLY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR!

SARAH: LANCELOT!

SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN MY ROOM AGAIN!

SARAH: I HATE THAT!

SARAH: I HATE IT!

[BABY CRIES]

SARAH: I HATE YOU!

SARAH: SOMEONE SAVE ME.

SARAH: SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL PLACE!

[THUNDER]

TOBY: WAA!

SARAH: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

SARAH: DO YOU WANT A STORY?

SARAH: HUH?

SARAH: OK.

SARAH: ONCE UPON A TIME,

SARAH: THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL

SARAH: WHOSE STEPMOTHER ALWAYS MADE HER STAY HOME WITH THE BABY.

SARAH: THE BABY WAS A SPOILED CHILD.

SARAH: HE WANTED EVERYTHING FOR HIMSELF,

SARAH: AND THE GIRL WAS PRACTICALLY A SLAVE.

SARAH: BUT WHAT NO ONE KNEW

SARAH: WAS THAT THE GOBLIN KING FELL IN LOVE WITH HER

SARAH: AND GAVE HER CERTAIN POWERS.

SARAH: SO ONE NIGHT,

SARAH: WHEN THE BABY HAD BEEN PARTICULARLY CRUEL TO HER,

SARAH: SHE ASKED THE GOBLINS FOR HELP.

[SNORING]

GOBLIN: LISTEN!

SARAH: "SAY YOUR RIGHT WORDS," THE GOBLINS SAID,

SARAH: "AND WE'LL TAKE THE BABY TO THE GOBLIN CITY,

SARAH: AND YOU WILL BE FREE."

GOBLINS: AH!

SARAH: BUT THE GIRL KNEW THE KING OF THE GOBLINS

SARAH: WOULD KEEP THE BABY IN HIS CASTLE FOREVER AND EVER

SARAH: AND TURN IT INTO A GOBLIN,

SARAH: SO SHE SUFFERED IN SILENCE

SARAH: UNTIL ONE NIGHT

SARAH: WHEN SHE WAS TIRED FROM DOING HOUSEWORK

SARAH: AND HURT BY THE HARSH WORDS OF HER STEPMOTHER

SARAH: AND SHE COULD NO LONGER STAND IT.

TOBY: WAA!

SARAH: OH, ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

SARAH: KNOCK IT OFF.

SARAH: COME ON.

SARAH: STOP IT! STOP IT!

SARAH: I'LL SAY THE WORDS,

SARAH: NO, I MUSTN'T.

SARAH: I MUSTN'T SAY...

GOBLINS: UH!

SARAH: I WISH...

SARAH: I WISH!

GOBLIN: SHE'S GOING TO SAY IT!

GOBLIN: SAY WHAT?

GOBLIN: SHUT UP!

GOBLIN: \YOU\ SHUT UP!

GOBLIN: LISTEN! SHE'S GOING TO SAY THE WORDS.

SARAH: I CAN BEAR IT NO LONGER!

SARAH: GOBLIN KING! GOBLIN KING!

SARAH: WHEREVER YOU MAY BE,

SARAH: TAKE THIS CHILD OF MINE FAR AWAY FROM ME!

GOBLIN: THAT'S NOT IT!

GOBLIN: WHERE'D SHE LEARN THAT RUBBISH?

GOBLIN: IT DOESN'T EVEN START WITH "I WISH"!

SARAH: OH, TOBY, STOP IT!

SARAH: I WISH I DID KNOW WHAT TO SAY

SARAH: TO MAKE THE GOBLINS TAKE YOU AWAY.

GOBLIN: "I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY RIGHT NOW!"

SARAH: I WISH...

GOBLIN: DID SHE SAY IT?

GOBLINS: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

TOBY: WAA!

SARAH: I WISH THE GOBLINS \WOULD\ COME TAKE YOU AWAY...

SARAH: RIGHT NOW.

[CRYING STOPS]

SARAH: TOBY?

SARAH: TOBY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

SARAH: WHY AREN'T YOU CRYING?

GOBLIN: HEE HEE HA!

SARAH: UH!

GOBLIN: HO HEE HA!

SARAH: UH!

GOBLIN: HA HA HA!

GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE!

GOBLIN: HEE HA!

GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE!

SARAH: UH!

SARAH: YOU'RE HIM, AREN'T YOU?

SARAH: YOU'RE THE GOBLIN KING.

SARAH: I WANT MY BROTHER BACK, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME.

JARETH: WHAT'S SAID IT SAID.

SARAH: I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

JARETH: OH, YOU DIDN'T?

SARAH: PLEASE, WHERE IS HE?

JARETH: YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHERE HE IS.

SARAH: PLEASE BRING HIM BACK.

SARAH: PLEASE.

JARETH: SARAH...

JARETH: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.

JARETH: PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS AND YOUR COSTUMES.

JARETH: FORGET ABOUT THE BABY.

SARAH: I CAN'T.

JARETH: I'VE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT.

SARAH: WHAT IS IT?

JARETH: IT'S A CRYSTAL,

JARETH: NOTHING MORE,

JARETH: BUT IF YOU TURN IT THIS WAY AND LOOK INTO IT,

JARETH: IT WILL SHOW YOU YOUR DREAMS.

JARETH: BUT THIS ISN'T A GIFT FOR AN ORDINARY GIRL

JARETH: WHO TAKES CARE OF A SCREAMING BABY.

JARETH: DO YOU WANT IT?

JARETH: THEN FORGET THE BABY.

SARAH: I CAN'T.

SARAH: I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING,

SARAH: BUT I WANT MY BROTHER BACK.

SARAH: HE MUST BE SCARED.

JARETH: SARAH.

JARETH: DON'T DEFY ME.

SARAH: AH!

GOBLIN: ARRGH!

GOBLIN: HEE HEE!

GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!

JARETH: YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME.

SARAH: I NEED MY BROTHER BACK.

JARETH: HE'S THERE IN MY CASTLE.

JARETH: DO YOU STILL WANT TO LOOK FOR HIM?

SARAH: IS THAT THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY?

JARETH: TURN BACK, SARAH.

JARETH: TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

SARAH: I CAN'T.

SARAH: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T?

JARETH: WHAT A PITY.

SARAH: IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT FAR.

JARETH: IT'S FURTHER THAN YOU THINK.

JARETH: TIME IS SHORT.

JARETH: YOU HAVE 13 HOURS IN WHICH TO SOLVE THE LABYRINTH

JARETH: BEFORE YOUR BABY BROTHER BECOMES ONE OF US...

JARETH: FOREVER.

JARETH: SUCH A PITY.

SARAH: THE LABYRINTH.

SARAH: IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT HARD.

SARAH: WELL...

SARAH: COME ON, FEET.

[TRICKLING SOUND]

HOGGLE: / DA DEE DEE //

SARAH: EXCUSE ME?

HOGGLE: OH, EXCUSE ME!

HOGGLE: OH, IT'S YOU.

SARAH: CAN YOU HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?

HOGGLE: HMM!

SARAH: OH, HOW SWEET!

HOGGLE: 57!

SARAH: HOW COULD YOU?

HOGGLE: UGH!

SARAH: POOR THING.

SARAH: YOU MONSTER!

SARAH: OW!

SARAH: IT BIT ME!

HOGGLE: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FAIRIES TO DO?

SARAH: I THOUGHT THEY DID NICE THINGS

SARAH: LIKE GRANTING WISHES.

HOGGLE: SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, DON'T IT?

HOGGLE: 58!

SARAH: YOU'RE HORRIBLE!

HOGGLE: NO, I AIN'T. I'M HOGGLE.

HOGGLE: WHO ARE YOU?

SARAH: SARAH.

HOGGLE: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

HOGGLE: 59!

SARAH: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR TO THE LABYRINTH IS?

HOGGLE: MAYBE.

SARAH: WELL, WHERE IS IT?

HOGGLE: OH, YOU LITTLE...

HOGGLE: 60!

SARAH: I SAID WHERE IS IT?

HOGGLE: WHERE IS WHAT?

SARAH: THE DOOR!

HOGGLE: WHAT DOOR?

SARAH: IT'S HOPELESS.

HOGGLE: NOT IF YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

SARAH: HOW DO I GET INTO THE LABYRINTH?

HOGGLE: AH!

HOGGLE: NOW, \THAT'S\ MORE LIKE IT.

HOGGLE: YOU GETS IN THERE.

HOGGLE: YOU REALLY GOING IN THERE, ARE YOU?

SARAH: YES.

SARAH: I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO.

HOGGLE: COZY, ISN'T IT?

HOGGLE: HO HA HA!

HOGGLE: HA HA HA HA!

HOGGLE: NOW, WOULD YOU GO LEFT OR RIGHT?

SARAH: THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME.

HOGGLE: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET VERY FAR.

SARAH: HOW WOULD YOU GO?

HOGGLE: ME? I WOULDN'T GO EITHER WAY.

SARAH: IF THAT'S ALL YOU'LL SAY, YOU CAN LEAVE.

HOGGLE: YOU KNOW YOUR PROBLEM?

HOGGLE: YOU TAKE TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED.

HOGGLE: TAKE THIS LABYRINTH.

HOGGLE: EVEN IF YOU REACH THE CENTER,

HOGGLE: YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT AGAIN.

SARAH: THAT'S YOUR OPINION.

HOGGLE: IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS.

SARAH: THANKS FOR NOTHING, HOGWART.

HOGGLE: OH!

HOGGLE: IT'S HOGGLE!

HOGGLE: AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

HOGGLE: YEAH!

[SLAM]

LICHEN: OH! OH!

LICHEN: WHO'S SHE?

SARAH: WHAT DO THEY MEAN, "LABYRINTH"?

SARAH: THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR CORNERS OR ANYTHING.

SARAH: THIS JUST GOES ON AND ON.

SARAH: MAYBE IT DOESN'T.

SARAH: MAYBE I'M JUST TAKING IT FOR GRANTED THAT IT DOES.

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: AH!

SARAH: AAH!

SARAH: UH!

SARAH: OH.

WORM: 'ALLO.

SARAH: DID YOU SAY HELLO?

WORM: NO, I SAID 'ALLO, BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

SARAH: YOU'RE A WORM, AREN'T YOU?

WORM: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?

WORM: NO. I'M JUST A WORM.

SARAH: OH.

WORM: COME AND MEET THE MISSUS.

SARAH: NO, THANK YOU,

SARAH: BUT I HAVE TO SOLVE THIS LABYRINTH.

SARAH: THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR OPENINGS.

SARAH: IT JUST GOES ON AND ON!

WORM: IT'S FULL OF OPENINGS.

WORM: JUST YOU AIN'T SEEIN' THEM.

SARAH: WHERE ARE THEY?

WORM: THERE'S ONE RIGHT ON FRONT OF YOU.

SARAH: NO, THERE ISN'T.

WORM: COME INSIDE AND HAVE SOME TEA.

SARAH: BUT THERE ISN'T AN OPENING.

WORM: OF COURSE THERE IS.

WORM: TRY WALKIN' THROUGH IT.

WORM: YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.

SARAH: WHAT?

WORM: GO ON, THEN.

SARAH: THAT'S JUST WALL. THERE'S NO WAY THROUGH.

WORM: THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM,

WORM: SO YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED.

SARAH: HEY!

WORM: HEY! HANG ON!

SARAH: THANK YOU. THAT WAS INCREDIBLY HELPFUL.

WORM: BUT DON'T GO THAT WAY!

SARAH: WHAT WAS THAT?

WORM: DON'T GO THAT WAY.

WORM: NEVER GO \THAT\ WAY.

SARAH: OH.

SARAH: THANKS.

WORM: IF SHE HAD KEPT ON GOING DOWN THAT WAY,

WORM: SHE'D HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO THAT CASTLE.

[BABY CRYING]

SARAH: TOBY.

SARAH: I'M COMING, TOBY.

[BABY CRYING]

TOBY: WAAA!

GOBLIN: GET OFF ME!

GOBLIN: GET OUT OF THE WAY!

GOBLIN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

GOBLIN: WALK, WALK, WALK!

GOBLIN: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

[BLOWS]

GOBLINS: HA HA HA!

JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /

GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? /

JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /

GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? /

JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO /

GOBLIN: / WHO DO? /

JARETH: / YOU DO /

GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? /

JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE. /

GOBLINS: HA HA HA!

JARETH: QUIET!

JARETH: / A GOBLIN BABE /

JARETH: HA HA HA HA!

JARETH: WELL?

GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA!

JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY /

JARETH: / CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY /

JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? /

JARETH: / MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE /

JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /

JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW /

JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /

GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS /

GOBLIN: / OR PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /

GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /

JARETH: / AND BABY SAID /

TOBY: GA GA.

JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /

JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /

GOBLIN: EEEYOO!

JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /

JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /

GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY /

GOBLIN: / MAKE HIM FREE! /

GOBLIN: HEY, WHAT GOES ON

GOBLIN: PASTA VAZOO?

GOBLIN: IS A-WRITING ON THE FRAGGING WALK-WALK!

GOBLIN: YOUR MOTHER IS A FRAGGIN' AARDVARK!

JARETH: IN 9 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES,

JARETH: YOU'LL BE MINE.

GOBLINS: HA HA HA!

JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY /

JARETH: / TRYING HARD AS BABE COULD TRY /

JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? /

JARETH: / MY BABY'S FUN HAD GONE /

JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /

JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW /

JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /

GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS /

GOBLIN: / PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /

GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /

JARETH: / THEN BABY SAID /

TOBY: YEEAH.

JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /

JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /

GOBLIN: HEEEHAA! BLUUUUUU!

JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /

JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /

GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY /

GOBLINS: / MAKE HIM FREE! /

JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /

JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /

JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME //

GOBLIN: YOU GOT IT?

GOBLIN: I GOT IT.

GOBLIN: GOOD.

GOBLIN: SHH!

SARAH: OH, NO.

SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN CHANGING MY MARKS.

SARAH: WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! IT'S NOT FAIR!

JIM: THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT FAIR.

GUARDS: HA HA HA HA!

JIM: THAT'S ONLY HALF OF IT.

SARAH: THIS WAS A DEAD END A MINUTE AGO.

TIM: NO, THAT'S THE DEAD END BEHIND YOU.

GUARDS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

SARAH: IT KEEPS CHANGING!

SARAH: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

JIM: TRY ONE OF THESE DOORS.

TIM: ONE OF THEM LEADS TO THE CASTLE,

TIM: AND THE OTHER ONE LEADS TO--

RALPH: BA BA BA BUM!

TIM: CERTAIN DEATH!

GUARDS: OOH! OOH!

SARAH: WHICH ONE IS WHICH?

JIM: WE CAN'T TELL YOU.

SARAH: WHY NOT?

JIM: UH... I, UH...

JIM: WE DON'T KNOW.

TIM: BUT THEY DO.

SARAH: OH. THEN I'LL ASK THEM.

ALPH: UH...

ALPH: YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE OF US.

RALPH: IT'S IN THE RULES.

RALPH: ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH,

RALPH: AND ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES.

RALPH: HE ALWAYS LIES.

ALPH: I DO NOT! I TELL THE TRUTH!

RALPH: OH, WHAT A LIE!

TIM: HA HA HA!

ALPH: HE'S THE LIAR!

SARAH: ALL RIGHT. ANSWER YES OR NO.

SARAH: WOULD HE TELL ME

SARAH: THAT THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE?

ALPH: UH...

ALPH: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

ALPH: REALLY?

ALPH: YES.

SARAH: THEN THE OTHER DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE,

SARAH: AND THIS DOOR LEADS TO CERTAIN DEATH.

ALPH: HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.

SARAH: BUT THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE,

SARAH: SO IF YOU SAID HE SAID YES,

SARAH: THE ANSWER IS NO.

ALPH: I COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.

SARAH: THEN HE'D BE LYING.

SARAH: THE ANSWER WOULD STILL BE NO.

ALPH: IS THAT RIGHT?

RALPH: I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT.

SARAH: NO, IT'S RIGHT. I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.

SARAH: I COULDN'T DO IT BEFORE.

SARAH: I THINK I'M GETTING SMARTER.

SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE!

SARAH: AAH!

SARAH: YUCK!

SARAH: HELP!

SARAH: STOP IT!

SARAH: HELP!

HANDS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HELP"?

HANDS: WE \ARE\ HELPING.

HANDS: WE'RE HELPING HANDS.

SARAH: YOU'RE HURTING.

HANDS: WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LET GO?

SARAH: NO!

HANDS: WELL, THEN, COME ON.

HANDS: WHICH WAY?

SARAH: WHICH WAY?

HANDS: UP OR DOWN?

SARAH: OH.

HANDS: WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!

HANDS: WELL, IT'S A BIG DECISION.

HANDS: WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO, HMM?

HANDS: YES, WHICH WAY?

SARAH: WELL, SINCE I'M POINTED THAT WAY,

SARAH: I GUESS I'LL GO DOWN.

HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN.

HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN?

SARAH: WAS THAT WRONG?

HANDS: TOO LATE NOW. HA HA HA HA!

SARAH: AAH!

JARETH: SHE'S IN THE OUBLIETTE.

GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!

JARETH: SHUT UP!

JARETH: SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN UP BY NOW.

GOBLIN: SHE'LL NEVER GIVE UP.

JARETH: THE DWARF WILL LEAD HER BACK

JARETH: TO THE BEGINNING.

JARETH: SHE'LL GIVE UP WHEN SHE REALIZES

JARETH: SHE HAS TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.

JARETH: HA HA HA!

JARETH: WELL, LAUGH.

GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!

JARETH: HA HA HA!

[FOOTSTEPS]

SARAH: WHO'S THERE?

HOGGLE: ME.

HOGGLE: YA HA HA HA...

SARAH: OH, IT'S YOU.

HOGGLE: OH, YES, WELL...

HOGGLE: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE,

HOGGLE: SO I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU A HAND.

HOGGLE: OH, YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND.

HOGGLE: I SUPPOSE YOU'VE NOTICED

HOGGLE: THERE AIN'T NO DOORS,

HOGGLE: ONLY THE HOLE.

HOGGLE: THIS IS AN OUBLIETTE.

HOGGLE: LABYRINTH'S FULL OF THEM.

SARAH: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

HOGGLE: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

HOGGLE: WHAT AN OUBLIETTE IS.

SARAH: DO YOU?

HOGGLE: YES. IT'S A PLACE YOU PUT PEOPLE

HOGGLE: TO FORGET ABOUT THEM.

HOGGLE: WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO

HOGGLE: IS GET OUT OF HERE.

HOGGLE: I KNOW A SHORT CUT

HOGGLE: OUT OF THE LABYRINTH.

SARAH: NO! I'M NOT GIVING UP NOW.

SARAH: I'VE COME TOO FAR!

SARAH: NO, I'M DOING OK.

HOGGLE: OF COURSE YOU ARE.

HOGGLE: BUT IT GETS A LOT WORSE

HOGGLE: FROM HERE ON IN.

SARAH: WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT ME?

HOGGLE: UH...WHAT?

HOGGLE: WELL, I AM, THAT'S ALL.

HOGGLE: NICE YOUNG GIRL,

HOGGLE: TERRIBLE BLACK OUBLIETTE.

SARAH: YOU LIKE JEWELRY, DON'T YOU?

HOGGLE: WHY?

SARAH: IF YOU HELP ME SOLVE THE LABYRINTH,

SARAH: I'LL GIVE YOU THIS.

SARAH: YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?

HOGGLE: UH...SO-SO.

SARAH: OH.

SARAH: OK.

HOGGLE: YOU GIVE ME THE BRACELET,

HOGGLE: AND I'LL SHOW YOU

HOGGLE: THE WAY OUT OF THE LABYRINTH.

SARAH: YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY.

HOGGLE: WELL, THAT'S WHAT WOULD MAKE IT

HOGGLE: A PARITCULARLY NICE GESTURE.

SARAH: TAKE ME AS FAR AS YOU CAN,

SARAH: AND THEN I'LL DO IT ON MY OWN.

HOGGLE: WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY?

SARAH: PLASTIC.

HOGGLE: OOHHH.

HOGGLE: I DON'T PROMISE NOTHING,

HOGGLE: BUT I'LL TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I CAN.

HOGGLE: THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, RIGHT?

SARAH: RIGHT.

HOGGLE: RIGHT.

HOGGLE: COR!

HOGGLE: PLASTIC.

HOGGLE: HERE WE GO.

HOGGLE: AH.

HOGGLE: DA DUM!

HOGGLE: OH! DAMN!

HOGGLE: BROOM CLOSET.

HOGGLE: WELL, CAN'T BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME.

HOGGLE: AH! THIS IS IT.

HOGGLE: COME ON, THEN.

HOGGLE: OOH. HA HA HA!

HOGGLE: AH. AH.

HOGGLE: THIS WAY.

ROCKFACE: DON'T GO ON.

ROCKFACE: GO BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

ROCKFACE: THIS IS NOT THE WAY.

ROCKFACE: TAKE HEED, AND GO NO FURTHER.

ROCKFACE: BEWARE!

ROCKFACE: SOON IT WILL BE TOO LATE.

HOGGLE: IGNORE THEM.

HOGGLE: THEY'RE JUST FALSE ALARMS.

HOGGLE: YOU GET THEM IN THE LABYRINTH,

HOGGLE: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

ROCKFACE: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.

HOGGLE: OH, SHUT UP!

ROCKFACE: SORRY. JUST DOING MY JOB.

ROCKFACE: BEWARE, FOR THE--

HOGGLE: JUST FORGET IT.

ROCKFACE: OH, PLEASE,

ROCKFACE: I HAVEN'T SAID IT

ROCKFACE: FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

HOGGLE: OH, ALL RIGHT.

HOGGLE: DON'T EXPECT A BIG REACTION.

ROCKFACE: NO, NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT.

[CLEARS THROAT]

ROCKFACE: FOR THE PATH YOU TAKE

ROCKFACE: WILL LEAD TO CERTAIN DESTRUCTION!

ROCKFACE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SARAH: UH-OH.

JARETH: AH.

JARETH: WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

HOGGLE: AH, NOTHING.

JARETH: NOTHING?

JARETH: \NOTHING?\

JARETH: TRA LA LA.

HOGGLE: YOUR MAJESTY! WHAT A NICE SURPRISE!

JARETH: HELLO, HEDGEWART.

SARAH: HOGWART.

HOGGLE: HOGGLE.

JARETH: HOGGLE, ARE YOU HELPING THIS GIRL?

HOGGLE: H-H-HELPING?

HOGGLE: IN WHAT SENSE?

JARETH: IN THE SENSE OF LEADING HER TOWARDS THE CASTLE.

HOGGLE: I WAS TAKING HER BACK TO THE BEGINNING.

SARAH: WHAT?

HOGGLE: I TOLD HER I WOULD HELP HER.

HOGGLE: A LITTLE TRICKERY. BUT ACTUALLY--

JARETH: WHAT IS THAT PLASTIC THING

JARETH: ROUND YOUR WRIST?

HOGGLE: OH.

HOGGLE: OH, THIS!

HOGGLE: OH, MY GOODNESS,

HOGGLE: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

JARETH: IF I THOUGHT FOR ONE SECOND

JARETH: YOU WERE BETRAYING ME,

JARETH: I'D BE FORCED TO SUSPEND YOU HEADFIRST

JARETH: IN THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.

HOGGLE: NO, YOUR MAJESTY!

HOGGLE: NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!

JARETH: OH, YES, HOGGLE!

JARETH: AND YOU, SARAH.

JARETH: HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING MY LABYRINTH?

SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.

HOGGLE: OHH...

JARETH: REALLY?

JARETH: THEN HOW ABOUT UPPING THE SPAKES?

SARAH: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

JARETH: YOU SAY THAT SO OFTEN.

JARETH: I WONDER WHAT YOUR BASIS FOR COMPARISON IS.

JARETH: THE LABYRINTH'S A PIECE OF CAKE?

JARETH: LET'S SEE YOU DEAL WITH THIS SLICE.

HOGGLE: OH, NO, THE CLEANERS!

SARAH: WHAT?

HOGGLE: RUN!

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: YOU OK?

SARAH: COME ON.

SARAH: FASTER!

SARAH: HOGGLE!

HOGGLE: OH! THE CLEANERS, THE BOG OF STENCH--

HOGGLE: YOU SURE GOT HIS ATTENTION!

HOGGLE: AHH!

HOGGLE: THIS IS WHAT WE NEED--

HOGGLE: A LADDER.

HOGGLE: FOLLOW ME.

SARAH: I CAN'T TRUST YOU.

SARAH: YOU WERE TAKING ME BACK TO THE BEGINNING.

HOGGLE: I WASN'T. I TOLD HIM THAT

HOGGLE: TO THROW HIM OFF THE SCENT.

SARAH: HOW CAN I BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY?

HOGGLE: LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.

HOGGLE: WHAT CHOICE HAVE YOU GOT?

SARAH: YOU'RE RIGHT.

HOGGLE: SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND MY POSITION.

HOGGLE: I'M A COWARD, AND JARETH SCARES ME.

SARAH: WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THAT?

HOGGLE: NO POSITION. THAT'S MY POINT.

HOGGLE: YOU WOULDN'T BE SE BRAVE

HOGGLE: IF YOU'D EVER SMELT

HOGGLE: THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.

HOGGLE: IT'S, IT'S, IT'S--

HOGGLE: AAH! YUH.

SARAH: IS THAT ALL IT DOES IS SMELL?

HOGGLE: BELIEVE ME, THAT'S ENOUGH.

HOGGLE: BUT THE WORST THING IS,

HOGGLE: IF YOU PUT A FOOT IN THE BOG OF STENCH,

HOGGLE: YOU'LL SMELL BAD THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

HOGGLE: IT'LL NEVER WASH OFF.

HOGGLE: AHH!

HOGGLE: HERE WE ARE, THEN.

HOGGLE: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON.

SARAH: WHAT?

HOGGLE: THAT'S IT.

HOGGLE: I QUIT.

SARAH: WAIT A MINUTE.

SARAH: HOGGLE!

HOGGLE: I SAID I'D TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I COULD.

SARAH: YOU LITTLE CHEAT. YOU NASTY CHEAT!

HOGGLE: NOW, DON'T TRY TO EMBARRASS ME.

HOGGLE: I'VE GOT NO PRIDE.

SARAH: OH, YEAH?

HOGGLE: BUT THEM'S MY JEWELS!

HOGGLE: OH, YOU, GIVE THEM BACK!

HOGGLE: GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THOSE BACK!

HOGGLE: OH, GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME!

SARAH: NOW.

SARAH: THERE'S THE CASTLE.

SARAH: WHICH WAY SHOULD WE TRY?

HOGGLE: THEM'S MY RIGHTFUL PROPERTY!

HOGGLE: IT'S NOT FAIR!

SARAH: NO, IT ISN'T.

SARAH: BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

WISEMAN: OHH...

HOGGLE: HMM?

HOGGLE: COR!

SARAH: EXCUSE ME, PLEASE,

SARAH: BUT CAN YOU HELP ME?

WISEMAN: OH! A YOUNG GIRL!

HAT: WHOO WHOO WHOO!

WISEMAN: AND WHO IS THIS?

SARAH: MY FRIEND.

WISEMAN: OH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

SARAH: I MUST GET TO THE CASTLE

SARAH: AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH.

SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?

WISEMAN: AH.

HAT: AH.

WISEMAN: EH?

HAT: EH?

WISEMAN: OH, YES. HUH.

WISEMAN: YOU WANT TO GET TO THE CASTLE?

HAT: HOW'S THAT FOR BRAINPOWER, HUH?

WISEMAN: BE QUIET!

HAT: AW, NUTS.

WISEMAN: SO, YOUNG WOMAN,

WISEMAN: THE WAY FORWARD IS SOMETIMES THE WAY BACK.

HAT: AYE!

HAT: WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CRAP!

WISEMAN: WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!

HAT: ALL RIGHT.

WISEMAN: OK?

HAT: OK.

WISEMAN: ALL RIGHT.

HAT: ALL RIGHT. SORRY.

WISEMAN: FINISHED?

HAT: YES.

WISEMAN: QUITE OFTEN, YOUNG LADY,

WISEMAN: IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE,

WISEMAN: WHEN, IN FACT...

HAT: WE ARE.

WISEMAN: WE ARE.

SARAH: I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE

SARAH: AT THE MOMENT.

HAT: HA! JOIN THE CLUB!

[SNORE]

HAT: I, UH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR LOT.

HAT: PLEASE LEAVE A CONTRIBUTION IN THE LITTLE BOX.

HOGGLE: DON'T YOU DARE! THEM'S MINE.

HOGGLE: COR.

SARAH: WELL...

SARAH: I GUESS I CAN SPARE THIS.

HAT: \GRACIAS, SENORITA.\

HOGGLE: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM THAT.

HOGGLE: HE DIDN'T TELL YOU NOTHING.

HAT: WELL, WELL, THEN.

HAT: THERE GO A COUPLE OF SUCKERS.

[SNORE]

HAT: AH! IT'S SO STIMULATING BEING YOUR HAT.

HOGGLE: WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS YOUR FRIEND?

SARAH: BECAUSE YOU ARE.

SARAH: YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A FRIEND.

SARAH: BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I'VE GOT.

HOGGLE: COR! HUH!

SARAH: DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

HOGGLE: OH.

SARAH: NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

HOGGLE: FRIEND. HUH! I LIKE THAT.

HOGGLE: I AIN'T NEVER BEEN NO ONE'S FRIEND BEFORE.

LUDO: YEEIAAHH!

HOGGLE: OH! GOOD-BYE!

SARAH: WAIT A MINUTE!

SARAH: ARE YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT?

HOGGLE: NO! HOGGLE AIN'T NO ONE'S FRIEND.

HOGGLE: HE LOOKS AFTER HIMSELF, LIKE EVERYONE.

HOGGLE: HOGGLE IS HOGGLE'S FRIEND.

SARAH: HOGGLE!

SARAH: YOU COWARD!

LUDO: AAARGHH!

SARAH: WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID.

SARAH: THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM

SARAH: IN THIS PLACE.

LUDO: GRRR!

LUDO: YARGGH!

GOBLIN: TRY THIS FOR SIZE, YOU BIG YETI!

GOBLIN: WE GOT YOU NOW, FUZZBALL!

GOBLIN: HA HA HA!

LUDO: GRRR!

LUDO: RRAGHH!

GOBLINS: HEEHOO YAH!

GOBLIN: NIPPY, NIPPY, NIP, NIP!

LUDO: GRRR!

[CHOMP!]

SARAH: IF I ONLY HAD SOMETHING TO THROW...

LUDO: EEOOWW!

GOBLINS: HA HA HA!

GOBLIN: BITE HIM ON THE TERIYAKI!

GOBLIN: SAKI TO HIM! SAKI TO HIM!

GOBLINS: HA HA HA!

[CLANK!]

GOBLIN: OH! WHAT HAPPENED?

GOBLIN: WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

GOBLIN: I CAN'T SEE.

GOBLIN: AAH!

GOBLIN: HEY, WHY'D YOU BITE ME?

GOBLIN: WHO BITE WHO?

GOBLIN: WHY'D YOU BITE ME?

GOBLIN: I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!

[CLANK!]

GOBLIN: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

GOBLIN: RETREAT!

GOBLIN: ALL RIGHT, WHO BIT ME?

GOBLIN: OH, MY ACHING SUSHI!

GOBLIN: YII!

LUDO: YARRGH!

LUDO: YARRGH! YARRGH!

SARAH: NOW, STOP THAT.

LUDO: YARRGH.

LUDO: HMM?

SARAH: THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT SOMEONE WHO'S HELPING YOU.

LUDO: Hhrrr...

SARAH: DON'T YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU DOWN?

LUDO: LUDO...

LUDO: DOWN.

SARAH: LUDO?

SARAH: IS THAT YOUR NAME?

LUDO: LUDO.

SARAH: OH, YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A NICE BEAST.

SARAH: WELL, I CERTANTLY HOPE

SARAH: YOU ARE WHAT YOU SEEM TO BE.

LUDO: AH. AH!

SARAH: JUST HANG ON. I'LL GET YOU DOWN.

SARAH: JUST A SECOND.

SARAH: UH!

SARAH: OH, I'M SORRY!

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: LUDO, ARE YOU HURT?

LUDO: OH. OH...

LUDO: AH.

LUDO: HUH.

LUDO: OH.

LUDO: FRIEND?

SARAH: THAT'S RIGHT, LUDO.

SARAH: I'M SARAH.

LUDO: HHRRH.

LUDO: SARAH.

LUDO: AH!

LUDO: OOH.

SARAH: OH, HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.

SARAH: YOU OK?

LUDO: AH. WHUAH!

LUDO: HUH. HUH.

LUDO: SARAH.

LUDO: SARAH FRIEND. YEAH!

SARAH: NOW, WAIT. JUST A SECOND.

SARAH: I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, LUDO.

LUDO: HUH? WHAT?

SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO THE CASTLE

SARAH: AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH?

LUDO: HMM.

LUDO: AH...UH!

LUDO: NO.

SARAH: YOU DON'T KNOW, EITHER?

SARAH: I WONDER IF ANYONE KNOWS

SARAH: HOW TO GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH.

HOGGLE: GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH?

HOGGLE: ONE THING'S FOR SURE,

HOGGLE: SHE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH.

HOGGLE: AH. COR.

SARAH: HEY.

LUDO: HMM?

SARAH: WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?

LUDO: HMM?

SARAH: WHAT DO YOU THINK, LUDO?

SARAH: WHICH SHOULD WE CHOOSE

SARAH: OUT OF THESE TWO UGLY CHARACTERS?

LUDO: MMM...

KNOCKER1: IT'S VERY RUDE TO STARE!

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: I WAS JUST WONDERING WHICH DOOR TO CHOOSE.

KNOCKER2: HS DF ASA PST.

KNOCKER1: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!

KNOCKER2: I'M NT TLKG WTH MY MTH FLL!

SARAH: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

KNOCKER1: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

KNOCKER2: AH!

KNOCKER2: OH! OH!

KNOCKER2: IT IS SO GOOD TO GET THAT THING OUT!

SARAH: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

KNOCKER2: IT'S NO GOOD TALKING TO HIM.

KNOCKER2: HE'S DEAF AS A POST.

KNOCKER1: MUMBLE, MUMBLE. YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CONVERSATIONAL COMPANION.

KNOCKER2: ALL YOU DO IS MOAN.

KNOCKER1: NO GOOD. CAN'T HEAR YOU.

SARAH: WHERE DO THESE DOORS LEAD?

KNOCKER1: WHAT?

KNOCKER2: SEARCH ME. WE'RE JUST THE KNOCKERS.

SARAH: OH.

LUDO: RRR.

SARAH: HOW DO I GET THROUGH?

KNOCKER1: HUH?

KNOCKER2: KNOCK, AND THE DOOR WILL OPEN.

SARAH: OH.

LUDO: HUH?

SARAH: LUDO.

LUDO: HUH.

LUDO: AH!

KNOCKER2: I DON'T WANT THAT BACK IN MY MOUTH.

SARAH: I WANT TO KNOCK.

KNOCKER1: DOESN'T WANT HIS RING BACK IN HIS HOUTH, EH?

KNOCKER1: CAN'T SAY I BLAME HIM.

KNOCKER2: UMPH!

KNOCKER2: MMM! MMM!

KNOCKER2: MHHH!

KNOCKER2: MMMHHH...

KNOCKER2: AH!

LUDO: YES!

[MUMBLING]

SARAH: SORRY.

KNOCKER2: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M USED TO IT.

SARAH: COME ON, LUDO.

[DOOR CLOSES]

LUDO: HUH?

LUDO: OHHH.

GOBLIN: YOU SEE,

GOBLIN: GET THE BALL IN THE...

GOBLIN: DA DA DA.

[BURP!]

JARETH: YOU'RE WELCOME.

[BABY CRYING]

JARETH: HE'S A LIVELY LITTLE CHAP.

JARETH: I THINK I'LL CALL HIM JARETH.

JARETH: HE'S GOT MY EYES.

GOBLINS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

LUDO: OHH...

LUDO: LUDO SCARED.

SARAH: OH, GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

SARAH: COME ON.

SARAH: IMAGINE A BIG THING LIKE YOU

SARAH: BEING SCARED.

LUDO: YEAH.

SARAH: SEE, LUDO, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

LUDO: OH!

SARAH: LUDO?

SARAH: LUDO, WHERE ARE YOU?

SARAH: LUDO!

HOGGLE: BLAH!

SARAH: HOGGLE, HELP!

HOGGLE: I'M COMING, SARAH.

JARETH: WELL,

JARETH: IF IT ISN'T YOU.

JARETH: AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

HOGGLE: UH, WELL, THE LITTLE LADY GAVE ME THE SLIP,

HOGGLE: BUT I HEARS HER NOW,

HOGGLE: SO I WAS ABOUT TO LEAD HER

HOGGLE: BACK TO THE BEGINNING LIKE YOU TOLD ME.

JARETH: I SEE. FOR ONE MOMENT,

JARETH: I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUNNING TO HELP HER.

JARETH: BUT, UH, NO,

JARETH: NOT AFTER MY WARNINGS.

JARETH: THAT WOULD BE STUPID.

HOGGLE: YOU BET IT WOULD!

HOGGLE: ME? HELP HER?

HOGGLE: AFTER YOUR WARNINGS?

HOGGLE: HA HA HA!

JARETH: OH, DEAR. POOR HOGHEAD.

HOGGLE: HOGGLE.

JARETH: I'VE JUST NOTICED YOUR LOVELY JEWELS ARE MISSING.

HOGGLE: UH, OH, YES!

HOGGLE: SO THEY ARE.

HOGGLE: MY LOVELY JEWELS, MISSING.

SARAH: LUDO!

HOGGLE: I'D BETTER FIND THEM.

HOGGLE: FIRST, I'M OFF TO TAKE THE LADY

HOGGLE: TO THE BEGINNING OF THE LABYRINTH.

JARETH: WAIT!

JARETH: I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER PLAN.

JARETH: GIVE HER THIS.

HOGGLE: W-WHAT IS IT?

JARETH: IT'S A PRESENT.

HOGGLE: WILL IT HURT HER?

JARETH: NOW, WHY THE CONCERN?

HOGGLE: I WON'T HARM HER.

JARETH: COME, HOGBRAIN! I'M SURPRISED AT YOU,

JARETH: LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER A GIRL.

HOGGLE: I AIN'T LOST MY HEAD.

JARETH: YOU DON'T THINK A YOUNG GIRL

JARETH: COULD LIKE A REPULSIVE LITTLE SCAB LIKE YOU, DO YOU?

HOGGLE: WELL, SHE SAID WE WAS--

JARETH: WHAT? BOSOM COMPANIONS?

JARETH: FRIENDS?

HOGGLE: AHH. DON'T MATTER.

JARETH: YOU'LL GIVE HER THAT, HOGGLE,

JARETH: OR I'LL TIP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH!

HOGGLE: YES. RIGHT.

JARETH: AND, HOGGLE, IF SHE EVER KISSES YOU,

JARETH: I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PRINCE.

HOGGLE: Y-YOU WILL?

JARETH: PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH! HA HA HA!

SARAH: LUDO?

[SNAP]

[TAP TAP TAP]

SARAH: WHAT'S GOING ON?

FIREY: YAH!

FIREY: HA HA HA!

FIREY: YAHOO!

SARAH: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

FIREY: AHA!

FIREY: WE'RE OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

FIREY: THAT'S RIGHT!

FIREY: YEAH!

FIREYS: WHOO!

FIREY: / DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEMS /

FIREYS: / NO PROBLEMS /

FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO SUITCASE /

FIREYS: / NO SUITCASE /

FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO CLOTHES TO WORRY ABOUT /

FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO REAL ESTATE /

FIREY: / OR JEWELRY OR GOLD MINES TO HANG ME UP /

FIREY: / I JUST THROW IN MY HAND /

FIREYS: / THROW IN HIS HAND /

FIREY: / WITH THE CHILLIEST BUNCH IN THE LAND /

FIREY: / THEY DON'T LOOK MUCH /

FIREY: / BUT THEY'RE SURE CHILLY CHILLY /

FIREY: / THEY'RE POSITIVELY GLOW GLOW, HUH! /

FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /

FIREYS: / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG /

FIREYS: / BAD HEP WITH THE WILD GANG /

FIREY: DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD.

FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD /

FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /

FIREY: HEY, I'M A WILD CHILD!

FIREYS: / WALK TALL WITH THE WILD GANG /

FIREY: WHOO! WALK TALL!

FIREYS: / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD /

FIREY: BLEH! BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB!

FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN /

FIREY: YEAH!

FIREY: ROLL 'EM!

FIREYS: SNAKE EYES!

FIREY: HA HA HA!

FIREY: AH!

[GULP!]

FIREY: ALL RIGHT!

FIREY: WHOO!

FIREY: OOH! OOH!

FIREY: GRRR!

FIREY: WHOO!

FIREY: YEAH!

FIREY: OOH!

FIREY: FORE!

FIREY: HA HA HA!

FIREY: / SO WHEN THINGS GET TOO ROUGH /

FIREY: / YOUR SKIN IS DRAGGING ON THE GROUND /

FIREY: / AND EVEN DOWN LOOKS UP /

FIREYS: / DOWN LOOK UP /

FIREY: / BAD LUCK /

FIREYS: HA HA HA!

FIREY: / WE CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME /

FIREYS: / SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME /

FIREY: / AND WE DON'T CHARGE NOTHIN' /

FIREYS: / NOTHIN' AT ALL /

FIREY: / JUST STRUT YOUR NASTY STUFF /

FIREY: / WIGGLE IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH /

FIREY: / GET THE TOWN TALKING, BY GOD /

FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /

FIREY: / THINK SMALL /

FIREYS: / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG /

FIREY: BAD HEP!

FIREYS: / BAD HEP, HAPPY WILD GANG /

FIREY: HEY, LISTEN UP!

FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD, CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN /

FIREYS: / WITH THE WILD GANG /

FIREY: SHAKE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD.

FIREY: TAP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FEET.

FIREYS: / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD //

FIREY: COME ON, COME ON!

SARAH: OH! OH!

FIREY: HEY!

FIREY: HER HEAD DON'T COME OFF!

SARAH: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T!

FIREY: SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S STUCK ON.

FIREY: WHERE YOU GOING WITH A HEAD LIKE THAT?

FIREY: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO.

FIREY: TAKE OFF HER HEAD!

FIREY: YEAH, LET'S TAKE HER APART!

FIREY: HEY, LADY, THAT'S HIS HEAD.

FIREY: HEY, THAT'S MY HEAD.

FIREY: THAT'S A FRIEND OF MINE.

FIREY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

FIREY: HEY!

FIREY: WHOA!

FIREY: HEY, LADY!

FIREY: IT'S AGAINST THE RULES

FIREY: TO THROW OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS.

FIREY: YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO THROW YOUR OWN HEAD.

FIREY: THAT'S RIGHT!

FIREY: WHERE'S THE REFEREE?

FIREY: NOW WE TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF!

FIREY: STOP HER, SOMEBODY!

FIREY: COME BACK, LITTLE LADY.

FIREY: PLAY THE GAME.

FIREY: WHO GETS TO THROW YOUR HEAD?

FIREY: HEY, YOU CAN'T QUIT!

FIREY: THE GAME'S NOT OVER!

[WHISTLE]

SARAH: LEAVE ME ALONE!

FIREY: WE GET A FREE THROW.

FIREY: DON'T YOU WANT US

FIREY: TO TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF?

SARAH: HOGGLE!

FIREY: YOU CAN LOOK LIKE US!

SARAH: LEAVE ME ALONE!

FIREY: TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD!

FIREY: GET A SAW!

FIREY: LET US TAKE OFF YOUR ARM!

FIREY: AN EAR! TAKE OFF YOUR EAR!

FIREY: YOU DON'T NEED TWO EARS.

FIREY: THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER.

HOGGLE: SHOO! GO AWAY!

SARAH: HOGGLE!

SARAH: YOU'VE COME TO HELP ME!

HOGGLE: NO. DON'T KISS ME! DON'T KISS ME!

SARAH: AAH!

HOGGLE: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

HOGGLE: AAH!

HOGGLE: UH!

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: HOGGLE! HOLD ON!

HOGGLE: NO! OOH!

SARAH: OH, MY GOD!

HOGGLE: BLAH!

[FART!]

SARAH: UH! WHAT IS IT?

HOGGLE: THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.

HOGGLE: BLEH! UH!

SARAH: I'VE NEVER SMELT ANYTHING LIKE IT.

SARAH: IT'S LIKE...

SARAH: LIKE...

[FART! GAG! BURP!]

HOGGLE: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S LIKE.

HOGGLE: IT'S THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.

HOGGLE: HELP!

SARAH: UH! HOLD ON!

[BURP!]

SARAH: UH!

HOGGLE: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO GO

HOGGLE: AND DO A THING LIKE THAT FOR?

SARAH: DO WHAT?

[FAARRRT!]

SARAH: YOU MEAN RESCUE YOU?

HOGGLE: WHAT? NO!

HOGGLE: YOU KISSED ME.

SARAH: AAH!

HOGGLE: OH, MY GOSH.

SARAH: DON'T PRETEND TO BE SO HARD.

SARAH: I KNOW YOU CAME BACK TO HELP ME,

SARAH: AND I KNOW YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

HOGGLE: DID NOT! AM NOT!

HOGGLE: I'VE JUST COME TO GET ME PROPERTY BACK.

HOGGLE: OH, AND, UH...

HOGGLE: UH, GIVE YOU, GIVE YOU, UH...

SARAH: GIVE ME WHAT?

HOGGLE: OH! AH!

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: HOGGLE!

SARAH: AAH!

LUDO: SMELL.

SARAH: WHERE'S HOGGLE?

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

HOGGLE: GET OFF OF ME!

SARAH: OH, HERE!

SARAH: HOGGLE.

SARAH: IT'S OK. THIS IS LUDO.

SARAH: HE'S A FRIEND, TOO.

HOGGLE: A WHAT?

LUDO: SMELL.

SARAH: OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

[BURP! FART!]

HOGGLE: OH, MY GOD!

HOGGLE: OH! UH...

[WHEEZES]

SARAH: THERE'S A BRIDGE.

SARAH: COME ON.

HOGGLE: WATCH IT.

HOGGLE: YOU STEP IN THIS STUFF,

HOGGLE: AND YOU'LL STINK FOREVER.

DIDYMUS: STOP!

DIDYMUS: STOP, I SAY!

SARAH: WE HAVE TO GET ACROSS.

DIDYMUS: WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, NO ONE MAY CROSS.

SARAH: I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

HOGGLE: WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS STENCH.

LUDO: SMELL BAD!

DIDYMUS: STENCH? OF WHAT SPEAKETH THOU?

SARAH: THE SMELL.

DIDYMUS: I SMELL NOTHING.

DIDYMUS: I LIVE BY MY SENSE OF SMELL.

[SNIFF]

DIDYMUS: THE AIR IS SWEET AND FRAGRANT,

DIDYMUS: AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

LUDO: SMELL BAD!

HOGGLE: OH, GET OUT OF MY WAY!

DIDYMUS: I'M SWORN TO DO MY DUTY!

HOGGLE: OOH!

SARAH: LET US GET ACROSS.

DIDYMUS: HOLD!

DIDYMUS: OOH!

DIDYMUS: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU!

SARAH: HOGGLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DIDYMUS: LET GO OF MY STAFF!

DIDYMUS: YAAH!

DIDYMUS: HA-HA!

LUDO: HMM?

DIDYMUS: ALL RIGHT, THEN. I CAN CONQUER THIS MOUNTAIN.

LUDO: GRR!

DIDYMUS: WHOA!

LUDO: AAH!

DIDYMUS: AAH!

DIDYMUS: HA HA!

DIDYMUS: YAH, YAH, YAH!

DIDYMUS: THOU MUST DO BETTER THAN THAT!

DIDYMUS: GIVE UP? HA HA!

DIDYMUS: ENOUGH!

DIDYMUS: NEVER HAVE I MET MY MATCH IN BATTLE,

DIDYMUS: YET THIS NOBLE NIGHT HAS FOUGHT ME

DIDYMUS: TO A STANDSTILL!

SARAH: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LUDO?

LUDO: SMELL.

DIDYMUS: SIR LUDO, I, SIR DIDYMUS, YIELD TO THEE.

DIDYMUS: COME, LET US BE BROTHERS HENCEFORTH

DIDYMUS: AND FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT AS ONE!

DIDYMUS: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

LUDO: LUDO GET BROTHER.

DIDYMUS: WELL MET, SIR LUDO.

SARAH: GOOD. COME ON.

DIDYMUS: YOU FORGET MY SACRED VOW, MY LADY.

DIDYMUS: I CANNOT LET YOU PASS.

SARAH: BUT LUDO IS YOUR BROTHER.

DIDYMUS: I MUST DEFEND MY OATH TO THE DEATH.

LUDO: THE SMELL!

SARAH: LET'S HANDLE THIS LOGICALLY.

SARAH: WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU SWORN?

DIDYMUS: I HAVE SWORN WITH MY LIFEBLOOD

DIDYMUS: NO ONE SHALL PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

SARAH: WELL...

SARAH: MAY WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION?

DIDYMUS: WELL, I, UH...

DIDYMUS: UH...

LUDO: NO.

DIDYMUS: YES.

SARAH: THANK YOU.

DIDYMUS: MY LADY.

SARAH: UH-OH.

DIDYMUS: HAVE NO FEAR.

DIDYMUS: THIS BRIDGE HAS LASTED FOR 1,000 YEARS.

SARAH: NO!

DIDYMUS: IT SEEMED SOLID ENOUGH.

SARAH: HOGGLE!

DIDYMUS: FAIR MAIDEN, I WILL SAVE THEE...

DIDYMUS: SOMEHOW.

LUDO: WHOO!

DIDYMUS: CANST THOU SIT AND HOWL

DIDYMUS: WHEN YON MAIDEN NEEDS OUR HELP?

LUDO: WHOO!

SARAH: THAT'S INCREDIBLE, LUDO.

DIDYMUS: CANST THOU SUMMON UP THE VERY ROCKS?

LUDO: SURE.

LUDO: ROCKS FRIENDS.

HOGGLE: YUCK.

SARAH: HOGGLE.

HOGGLE: MY DEAR!

SARAH: THANKS HOGGLE.

[FART!]

[FAAART!]

[FART!]

DIDYMUS: SIR LUDO, WAIT FOR ME!

DIDYMUS: OH, AMBROSIOUS!

DIDYMUS: IT'S ALL RIGHT, AMBROSIOUS.

DIDYMUS: YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.

DIDYMUS: COME ON.

DIDYMUS: THAT-A BOY.

DIDYMUS: MY LOYAL STEED.

DIDYMUS: STEADY.

DIDYMUS: UP!

DIDYMUS: FORWARD.

DIDYMUS: AH, STEADY! STEADY, BOY.

DIDYMUS: COME ON, AMBROSIOUS.

DIDYMUS: JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO.

[FART FART FART!]

[FART FART FART FART!]

SARAH: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

DIDYMUS: EXCUSE US. THANK YOU.

[JARETH] \I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.\

HOGGLE: I CAN'T GIVE IT TO HER.

DIDYMUS: WELL, COME ON, THEN.

DIDYMUS: WE SHOULD REACH THE CASTLE WELL BEFORE DAY.

JARETH: LOOK, SARAH.

JARETH: IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND?

JARETH: SO MUCH TROUBLE OVER SUCH A LITTLE THING,

JARETH: BUT NOT FOR LONG.

JARETH: SHE'LL SOON FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU,

JARETH: MY FINE FELLOW,

JARETH: JUST AS SOON AS HOGGLE GIVES HER MY PRESENT.

JARETH: THEN SHE'LL FORGET EVERYTHING.

[BUBBLING]

DIDYMUS: IS THAT MY STOMACH OR YOURS, AMBROSIOUS?

LUDO: HUNGRY.

SARAH: YEAH.

SARAH: WELL, WE CAN'T STOP NOW.

SARAH: MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME BERRIES.

HOGGLE: UH, SARAH.

SARAH: YEAH?

SARAH: HERE.

SARAH: HOGGLE!

SARAH: OH, THANK YOU.

SARAH: YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!

SARAH: THIS TASTES STRANGE.

HOGGLE: OH!

SARAH: HOGGLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

HOGGLE: OH, DAMN YOU, JARETH!

HOGGLE: AND DAMN ME, TOO!

SARAH: EVERYTHING'S DANCING.

DIDYMUS: YEA, VERILY!

DIDYMUS: WHOA, AMBROSIOUS!

DIDYMUS: WHOA!

DIDYMUS: THE CASTLE DOTH LIE YONDER, MY LADY.

DIDYMUS: MY LADY?

DANCER: HA HA HA!

JARETH: / THERE'S SUCH A SAD LOVE /

JARETH: / DEEP IN YOUR EYES /

JARETH: / A KIND OF PALE JEWEL /

JARETH: / OPENED AND CLOSED WITHIN YOUR EYES /

JARETH: / I'LL PLACE THE SKY /

JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR EYES /

JARETH: / THERE'S SUCH A FOOLED HEART /

JARETH: / BEATING SO FAST /

JARETH: / IN SEARCH OF NEW DREAMS /

JARETH: / A LOVE THAT WILL LAST /

JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR HEART /

JARETH: / I'LL PLACE THE MOON /

JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR HEART /

JARETH: / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH /

JARETH: / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU /

JARETH: / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE /

JARETH: / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL /

JARETH: / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU /

JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /

JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /

JARETH: / IT'S FALLING DOWN /

JARETH: / FALLING IN LOVE /

JARETH: / I'LL PAINT YOU MORNINGS OF GOLD /

JARETH: / I'LL SPIN YOU VALENTINE EVENINGS /

JARETH: / THOUGH WE'RE STRANGERS TILL NOW /

JARETH: / WE'RE CHOOSING A PATH /

JARETH: / BETWEEN THE STARS /

JARETH: / I'LL LAY MY LOVE /

JARETH: / BETWEEN THE STARS /

JARETH: / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH /

JARETH: / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU /

JARETH: / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE /

JARETH: / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL /

JARETH: / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU /

JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /

JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /

JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /

JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /

JARETH: / FALLING IN LOVE /

JARETH: / IT'S FALLING //

DANCER: AAH! AAH! AAH!

HOGGLE: OH, SHE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME.

HOGGLE: WHAT HAVE I DONE?

HOGGLE: I'VE LOST MY ONLY FRIEND, THAT'S WHAT I'VE DONE.

HOGGLE: OH!

SARAH: WHAT WAS I DOING?

SARAH: OOH!

JUNKLADY: OW!

JUNKLADY: GET OFF MY BACK!

JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING,

JUNKLADY: YOUNG WOMAN, HMM?

SARAH: I \WAS\ LOOKING.

JUNKLADY: HUH?

JUNKLADY: WHERE \WERE\ YOU GOING?

SARAH: I DON'T REMEMBER.

JUNKLADY: YOU CAN'T LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING

JUNKLADY: IF YOU DON'T \KNOW\ WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

SARAH: I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING.

JUNKLADY: WELL, LOOK HERE!

JUNKLADY: HMM?

SARAH: LANCELOT?

SARAH: THANK YOU.

JUNKLADY: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR,

JUNKLADY: WASN'T IT, MY DEAR?

SARAH: YES, I FORGOT.

JUNKLADY: NOW,

JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE

JUNKLADY: AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU LIKE,

JUNKLADY: HMM?

JUNKLADY: HA HA HA!

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: AH.

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: IT WAS JUST A DREAM.

SARAH: I DREAMED IT ALL, LANCELOT.

SARAH: BUT IT WAS SO REAL.

SARAH: LET'S GO SEE IF DADDY'S BACK, OK?

JUNKLADY: BETTER TO STAY IN HERE, DEAR.

JUNKLADY: THERE'S NOTHING YOU WANT OUT THERE.

JUNKLADY: NO, OH, NO!

JUNKLADY: OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

SARAH: LANCELOT.

JUNKLADY: YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!

JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABIT.

JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES!

JUNKLADY: OH, AND THERE'S BETSY BOO.

JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES!

JUNKLADY: WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT?

JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THIS?

JUNKLADY: LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

JUNKLADY: IT'S A PENCIL BOX.

JUNKLADY: GOT LOTS OF PENCILS!

JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS.

JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS!

JUNKLADY: YOU NEVER WANTED THEM THROWN AWAY, DID YOU?

JUNKLADY: NOW, THEN, WHAT ELSE?

JUNKLADY: OH, IT'S LITTLE HORSIE.

JUNKLADY: YOU LOVE LITTLE HORSIE, DON'T YOU.

JUNKLADY: AND LOOK AT THIS!

JUNKLADY: YOU GOT A PRINTING GAME.

JUNKLADY: HERE'S A TREASURE.

JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT THAT, WON'T YOU, MY DEAR?

JUNKLADY: PUT IT ON.

JUNKLADY: MAKE YOURSLEF UP.

JUNKLADY: AND HERE'S DEAR OLD FLOPSIE.

JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT HER.

JUNKLADY: OH, YES.

JUNKLADY: OH, YES. CHARLIE BEAR.

JUNKLADY: THERE'S CHARLIE BEAR FOR YOU, HMM?

SARAH: THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING FOR.

JUNKLADY: AH, DON'T TALK NONSENSE.

JUNKLADY: EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT

JUNKLADY: IS ALL RIGHT HERE.

JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR LITTLE TOY CANDY SHOP!

SARAH: "THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD

SARAH: "AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,

SARAH: "I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE

SARAH: "TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY

SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HATH STOLEN."

JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THE MATTER, MY DEAR?

JUNKLADY: DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR TOYS?

SARAH: IT'S ALL JUNK.

JUNKLADY: HUH?

JUNKLADY: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS?

JUNKLADY: THIS IS NOT JUNK.

JUNKLADY: HMM?

SARAH: YES, IT IS!

SARAH: I HAVE TO SAVE TOBY!

DIDYMUS: MY LADY!

DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!

DIDYMUS: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

LUDO: SARAH?

DIDYMUS: MY LADY!

LUDO: SARAH?

DIDYMUS: FAIR MAIDEN, THANK GOODNESS

DIDYMUS: THOU ART SAFE AT LAST!

SARAH: WHERE ARE WE?

LUDO: SARAH BACK.

DIDYMUS: MY LADY, LOOK! WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

DIDYMUS: THE GATES TO THE GOBLIN CITY.

SARAH: LUDO, SIR DIDYMUS.

SARAH: LET'S GO QUICKLY.

SARAH: WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS,

DIDYMUS: FORWARD!

HOGGLE: OH, NO!

DIDYMUS: OPEN THE DOOR!

SARAH: SHH!

SARAH: SIR DIDYMUS, WE MUST GO QUIETLY.

DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!

DIDYMUS: OPEN UP! OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!

SARAH: YOU'LL WAKE THE GUARD.

SARAH: QUIET!

DIDYMUS: WELL, LET THEM ALL WAKE UP!

SARAH: SHH!

DIDYMUS: I SHALL FIGHT YOU ALL TO THE DEATH!

DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!

SARAH: PLEASE, SIR DIDYMUS,

SARAH: FOR MY SAKE, HUSH!

DIDYMUS: BUT OF COURSE.

DIDYMUS: FOR THEE, ANYTHING.

DIDYMUS: I'M NOT A COWARD?

SARAH: NO.

DIDYMUS: THEN I SHALL FIGHT ANYONE, ANYWHERE,

DIDYMUS: ANYPLACE, ANYTIME!

SARAH: WE ALL KNOW.

SARAH: NOW HUSH.

SARAH: NOW QUIETLY.

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, BE QUIET NOW.

DIDYMUS: I DON'T SEE WHY WE HAVE TO BE SO QUIET?

DIDYMUS: IT'S ONLY A GOBLIN CITY.

SARAH: I SMELL TROUBLE.

[SLAM!]

LUDO: GRR!

SARAH: COME ON, LUDO.

SARAH: OH, NO!

LUDO: GRR!

SARAH: WHAT IS THAT?

HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?

DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!

HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?

DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!

LUDO: GRR!

HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?

DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!

SARAH: WATCH OUT!

AMBROSIUS:NEIGH!

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS!

DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!

SARAH: DUCK!

DIDYMUS: WILL YOU COME HERE!

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, COME HERE RIGHT NOW!

DIDYMUS: PLEASE COME.

DIDYMUS: YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

SARAH: OH, LUDO!

SARAH: HOGGLE!

LUDO: HUH?

HOGGLE: YAH!

GOBLIN: AAH!

HOGGLE: LOOK OUT!

HOGGLE: GET OUT OF THERE!

HOGGLE: BOMBS AWAY!

GOBLIN: BLAAH!

GOBLIN: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.

LUDO: GRR!

GOBLIN: AAH!

HOGGLE: MY TURN NOW!

HOGGLE: HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS?

SARAH: DROP THE AX!

HOGGLE: I'M TRYING!

DIDYMUS: COME HERE AT ONCE.

[WHISTLES]

HOGGLE: OH, WHERE'S REVERSE?

HOGGLE: AAH!

SARAH: GET OUT OF THERE, HOGGLE!

HOGGLE: ABANDON SHIP!

HOGGLE: YAH!

SARAH: HOGGLE!

SARAH: OH, HOGGLE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

HOGGLE: I'M NOT ASKING TO BE FORGIVEN.

HOGGLE: I AIN'T ASHAMED OF MYSELF.

HOGGLE: JARETH MADE ME GIVE YOU THAT PEACH.

HOGGLE: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

HOGGLE: I TOLD YOU I WAS A COWARD.

HOGGLE: I AIN'T INTERESTED IN BEING FRIENDS.

SARAH: I FORGIVE YOU, HOGGLE.

HOGGLE: YOU--YOU DO?

DIDYMUS: AND I COMMEND YOU.

DIDYMUS: RARELY HAVE I SEEN SUCH COURAGE.

DIDYMUS: YOU ARE VALIANT, SIR HOGGLE.

HOGGLE: HUH...I AM?

LUDO: UUUH.

LUDO: HOGGLE AND LUDO FRIENDS.

HOGGLE: WE ARE?

SARAH: HERE ARE YOUR THINGS, HOGGLE.

SARAH: THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

HOGGLE: WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

HOGGLE: LET'S GET THAT RAT WHO CALLS HIMSELF JARETH.

SARAH: RIGHT!

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, IT'S SAFE NOW.

DIDYMUS: NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

HOGGLE: ARGH! AH!

CAT: MEOW MEOW

HOGGLE: AH.

GOBLIN: YOUR HIGHNESS! YOUR HIGHNESS!

GOBLIN: YOUR HIGHNESS,

GOBLIN: THE GIRL!

GOBLIN: THE GIRL WHO ATE THE PEACH AND FORGOT EVERYTHING!

JARETH: WHAT OF HER?

GOBLIN: SHE, THE MONSTER, SIR DIDYMUS, AND THE DWARF

GOBLIN: ARE ON THE WAY TO THE CASTLE!

JARETH: STOP HER! CALL OUT THE GUARDS.

JARETH: HIDE THE BABY.

GOBLINS: GUARDS!

JARETH: SHE MUST BE STOPPED!

JARETH: DO SOMETHING!

JARETH: COME ON, MOVE!

JARETH: MOVE!

SARAH: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!

HOGGLE: OH, PIECE OF CAKE!

GOBLIN: COMPANY, HALT!

GOBLIN: LANCERS, READY!

GOBLIN: CANNON, FIRE!

GOBLINS: CHARGE! CHARGE! CHARGE!

SARAH: OH!

SARAH: RUN!

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, TURN ABOUT!

SARAH: QUICK! THIS WAY!

DIDYMUS: CHARGE!

DIDYMUS: NO, NOT THAT WAY!

DIDYMUS: YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

DIDYMUS: THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS?

DIDYMUS: SIT!

SARAH: CAREFUL.

SARAH: OK.

SARAH: THROUGH HERE.

SARAH: OK, COME ON, GUYS.

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, TURN AROUND THIS SECOND,

DIDYMUS: OR I WILL NEVER FEED YOU AGAIN!

[SCREECH]

DIDYMUS: THAT'S BETTER.

AMBROSIUS:ARRH!

DIDYMUS: DON'T WORRY. I THINK WE'VE GOT THEM SURROUNDED.

SARAH: DIDYMUS!

SARAH: WHERE'S DIDYMUS?

GOBLIN: FIRE!

GOBLIN: I HIT SOMETHING, YES?

GOBLIN: NO?

SARAH: WE'VE GOT TO FIND DIDYMUS.

SARAH: DOWN THIS WAY.

GOBLIN: WHOA.

DIDYMUS: GRRRR!

DIDYMUS: RRRRR!

DIDYMUS: CHARGE!

DIDYMUS: HA HA HA! TALLYHO!

DIDYMUS: AAH!

DIDYMUS: AH! AH! UH!

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, YOU COWARD!

DIDYMUS: OH!

DIDYMUS: AH!

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS!

SARAH: OOH!

SARAH: QUICK, IN HERE!

HOGGLE: OOH, HOW'S LUDO GOING TO GET IN?

LUDO: YRRURH!

LUDO: NNH!

GOBLIN: YOU IN THERE, YOU'RE SURROUNDED!

LUDO: HUH? SURROUNDED?

SARAH: GET OUT!

SARAH: LUDO, CALL THE ROCKS!

LUDO: HUH?

GOBLIN: AAAH!

LUDO: WHOO!

GOBLIN: TAKE THAT!

SARAH: AH!

SARAH: HUNGRY? GREAT!

SARAH: LUDO!

DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, UNLOCK THIS DOOR!

DIDYMUS: HUH!

DIDYMUS: SO, HAD ENOUGH, HAVE YOU?

DIDYMUS: ALL RIGHT, THEN, THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS,

DIDYMUS: AND I'LL SEE THAT YOU'RE WELL-TREATED.

SARAH: YAH!

SARAH: LUDO!

LUDO: WHOO!

DIDYMUS: NEXT TIME, SURRENDER.

LUDO: WHOO!

GOBLIN: OH! YOH, YOH!

GOBLIN: AAH! GOOD GRIEF!

GOBLIN: STEADY, MEN!

GOBLIN: STEADY, MEN! HOLD YOUR GROUND!

GOBLIN: OK, I TAKE IT BACK!

GOBLIN: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

GOBLIN: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

GOBLIN: I'M GOING TO BED!

GOBLIN: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

HOGGLE: LET'S GO!

GOBLIN: AAH!

SARAH: WHOA, NELLIE! DUCK!

HOGGLE: HA HA! MISSED!

SARAH: OK, COME ON!

GOBLIN: FIRE!

GOBLIN: UGH!

GOBLIN: HEY, I JUST FIRED YOU!

SARAH: THIS WAY.

GOBLIN: NOW WE HAVE YOU!

HOGGLE: AND NOW YOU DON'T!

[GUNFIRE]

GOBLIN: HEY, NO PROBLEM.

SARAH: SIR DIDYMUS!

DIDYMUS: COMING!

DIDYMUS: HI-HO, SILVER!

SARAH: UH!

LUDO: NNNNH!

DIDYMUS: WHOA, BOY! WHOA, BIG FELLA!

SARAH: THIS WAY.

DIDYMUS: WHOA! STEADY, BOY!

DIDYMUS: AH, YES. UP YOU GO!

DIDYMUS: UP, UP!

DIDYMUS: COME ON.

SARAH: NO!

SARAH: HE MUST HAVE GONE THAT WAY.

HOGGLE: WELL, THEN, COME ON!

SARAH: I MUST FACE HIM ALONE.

DIDYMUS: WHY?

HOGGLE: YES.

SARAH: THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE.

DIDYMUS: IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE,

DIDYMUS: THEN THAT'S THE WAY YOU MUST DO IT.

DIDYMUS: BUT SHOULD YOU NEED US...

LUDO: UHRR.

HOGGLE: SHOULD YOU NEED US...

SARAH: I'LL CALL.

SARAH: THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU.

JARETH: / HOW YOU'VE TURNED MY WORLD /

JARETH: / YOU PRECIOUS THING /

JARETH: / YOU STARVE AND NEAR EXHAUST ME /

JARETH: / EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, I'VE DONE FOR YOU /

JARETH: / I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE /

JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO LONG /

JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO FAR /

JARETH: / YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL /

JARETH: / JUST AS I CAN BE SO CRUEL /

JARETH: / THOUGH I DO BELIEVE IN YOU /

SARAH: TOBY!

JARETH: / YES, I DO /

JARETH: / LIVE WITHOUT YOUR SUNLIGHT /

JARETH: / LOVE WITHOUT YOUR HEARTBEAT /

JARETH: / I...I CAN'T LIVE WITHIN YOU //

SARAH: TOBY!

SARAH: GIVE ME THE CHILD.

JARETH: SARAH, BEWARE.

JARETH: I HAVE BEEN GENEROUS UP UNTIL NOW,

JARETH: BUT I CAN BE CRUEL.

SARAH: GENEROUS!

SARAH: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT'S GENEROUS?

JARETH: EVERYTHING!

JARETH: EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED I HAVE DONE.

JARETH: YOU ASKED THAT THE CHILD BE TAKEN.

JARETH: I TOOK HIM.

JARETH: YOU COWERED BEFORE ME. I \WAS\ FRIGHTENING.

JARETH: I HAVE REORDERED TIME.

JARETH: I HAVE TURNED THE WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN,

JARETH: AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU!

JARETH: I AM EXHAUSED FROM LIVING UP

JARETH: TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF ME.

JARETH: ISN'T THAT GENEROUS?

SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD

SARAH: AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,

SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE

SARAH: TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY,

SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.

SARAH: AND MY--

JARETH: STOP!

JARETH: WAIT!

JARETH: LOOK, SARAH.

JARETH: LOOK WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU--

JARETH: YOUR DREAMS.

SARAH: AND KINGDOM IS GREAT.

JARETH: I ASK FOR SO LITTLE.

JARETH: JUST LET ME RULE YOU,

JARETH: AND YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING

JARETH: THAT YOU WANT.

SARAH: KINGDOM IS GREAT...

SARAH: DAMN! I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE.

JARETH: JUST FEAR ME, LOVE ME,

JARETH: DO AS I SAY,

JARETH: AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE.

SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.

SARAH: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.

SARAH: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!

[CLOCK CHIMES]

SARAH: TOBY.

SARAH: TOBY!

SARAH: TOBY?

SARAH: HERE YOU ARE.

SARAH: I'D LIKE LANCELOT

SARAH: TO BELONG TO YOU NOW.

[DOOR OPENS]

FATHER: WE'RE HOME.

FATHER: SARAH, ARE YOU HOME?

SARAH: YEAH! YES, I'M HOME.

LUDO: GOOD-BYE, SARAH.

DIDYMUS: AND REMEMBER, FAIR MAIDEN,

DIDYMUS: SHOULD YOU NEED US...

HOGGLE: YES, SHOULD YOU NEED US

HOGGLE: FOR ANY REASON AT ALL...

SARAH: I NEED YOU, HOGGLE.

HOGGLE: YOU--YOU DO?

SARAH: I DON'T KNOW WHY,

SARAH: BUT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN

SARAH: IN MY LIFE,

SARAH: FOR NO REASON AT ALL,

SARAH: I NEED YOU--

SARAH: ALL OF YOU.

HOGGLE: OH, YOU DO?

HOGGLE: WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

SARAH: YEAH!

SARAH: LUDO!

FIREY: HA HA HA HA HA!

DIDYMUS: I SAY,

DIDYMUS: DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY SCRABBLE?

JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /

GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? /

JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /

GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? /

JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO /

GOBLIN: / WHO DO? /

JARETH: / YOU DO /

GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? /

JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE //

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /

/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /

/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /

/ FOR WALKING AWAY /

/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /

/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO /

/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /

/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /

/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /

/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /

/ HURTS LIKE HELL /

/ BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /

/ OH OHH OHH OHH OH /

/ YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE /

/ DOWN UNDERGROUND /

/ DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /

/ OH OHH OHH OHH OH /

/ A LAND SERENE /

/ A CRYSTAL MOON /

/ AH-HAH /

/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /

/ NOT LONG AT ALL /

/ LOST AND LONELY /

/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /

/ UNDERGROUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /

/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /

/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ WANNA GO UNDERGOUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ IT'S ONLY /

/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /

/ IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL /

/ THEY'RE LOST AND THEY'RE LONELY /

/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /

/ UNDERGROUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /

/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /

/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /

/ LET ME GO UNDERGOUND /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGOUND /

/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT /

/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /

/ I'M MOVING DOWN NOW /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /

/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /

/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /

/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /

/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /

/ DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE /

/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE /

/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /

/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /

/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /

/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /

/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND //

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