By Janna who has way too much time on her hands....
| With
his senses on highest alert
AJ started to take off his shirt Nancy's head took a spin As he said with a grin, "I hope you saved room for dessert." |
When
AJ showed up with some flowers
And talked about long steamy showers, Cathy said with a rhyme, "Hope you have some free time, Cause now we'll be busy for hours." |
Chris
reached down to unzip AJ's jeans
And he said "Do you know what this means? When the evening is done, We'll have even more fun Than when Ursula flies F-14's." |
| The
Admiral stared back at Gray
Saying, "I read your message today. Though your reviews can be biting I still love your writing; You kiss better than Mac any day!" |
The
good wine disappeared in slow sips
While the Admiral talked about ships With his hands on her waist Susan savored the taste As he kissed Chardonnay off her lips |
AJ
sat on the edge of the pool
Watching Valerie daydream and drool In an hour or four He made her learn more Than she ever imagined in school! |
| Barbara
J. Moore had a date
But the admiral was a bit late When the phone rang, he said "How's tomorrow instead?" I'm being held hostage by Kate." |
Chegwidden
smiled at Kaf
And gave her a deep playful laugh As he lay back in bed He smiled and said "I'm so glad you're not one of my staff!" |
As
the camera caught AJ's pose
He said "It's all right, I suppose, But if you want to see A good picture of me Go and ask my good friend Yankee Rose!" |
| AJ reached
up and turned off the water
After making the tub even hotter With his lady so grand And some soap in his hand He reached under the bubbles and got her! |
Give
me quality time with a SEAL
Who is brimming with bald sex appeal With cherry tomatoes and french fried potatoes My sailor can be quite a meal! |
The Admiral
found Mary Lou
Sitting lonely with nothing to do So with body parts straining He gave her SEAL training For over an hour or two! |
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