Hello, and welcome to "The Couch" *cheesy talk show smile and nod head to camera 2* I'm Mix Newer and I'm your host this week. Each week we will go in depth into the lives of someone else who.... has a life. *wink and spins around in chair faceing camera 1*
Our first guest is a 14 year old girl from the land of Illinois.
Mix: Hello, girl from Illinois, tell us about yourself.
Girl: Most of us are complete opposites of each other: one is really grouchy, picky, and proper, the other is laid back, never gives, and cusses in front of us. for the most part they're pretty cool, they do have different personalities but that rounds out the day and gives us a taste of everything
Mix: oookaaay..... *takes long sip from the mug on the counter* Do you have any special talents?
Girl: Well I don't do a lot of crazy stuff, but I rode Mr. Freeze this summer and I was scared to death...and I guess you could consider making out in the dugout of a ballpark pretty crazy -- *bites lip* lol
Mix: Yes, I see that that's quite the experience lol *rubs back on gel-slicked back hair* so tell me more about you and Mr. Freeze's relationship?
Girl: I'm not good at evaluating myself but I've heard I'm good. Challenging and stressful but I won't give up.
Mix: Well isn't that wonderful. I see that you're dressed very casually in your yellow t-shirt and tearaway pants. Do you like your rainbow socks much?
Girl: Nope because I saw the effects they had on my ex-boyfriend, and I didn't want to be that screwed up
Mix: We all need a little love in our lives, you are right! Even celebrities do. Have you ever met anyone famous?
Girl: A Dyke
Mix: Boy Howdy. that must have taken a lot of courage, what was it like?
Girl: my mom would have to scrub them off of me if we needed to go anywhere important. she always told me NOT to smell them, but they were so cool!!!!
Mix: Wow. Speaking of your childhood, what were you like anyhow?
Girl: bossy, creative, and serious.
Mix: On a more serious note, when did your drug addiction start?
Girl: when I was in preschool. every day i'd smell the permanent markers all and i'd get them so close to my nostrils that there would be little colorful dots everywhere.
Mix: What was the hardest time of that period?
Girl: I danced like no one was watching
Mix: Ouch.