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Amato at the Conquest of the Southern Steppes.
Amato as Repressed Peasant Girl #3 in D.W. Griffith's 1922 silent epic "Indifferance". |
Christina Amato was born to a family of bucket menders in Prussia in April of 1902. She emigrated to America in 1920, where she simultaneously received degrees in Electrostatic Husbandry from Yale, Harvard, and Princeton Universities. After a brief stint as a dirigible operator, she proceeded to claw her way up the corporate ladder in a variety of industries. Along the way, she acquired nine husbands and many nice pieces of furniture. She lost the 1972 mayoral race for New York City, most likely due to her involvement in the "Marvin Gardens Mauling" scandal. (She was later acquitted due to the disappearance of the lead witness, Gilbert Alfonso.) Her pastimes include gardening and Polka. Amato embarked on a hot air balloon trip around the world in the year 1999. She was last seen flying over Northern Turkey. Please send any information pertinent to her whereabouts to: [email protected]
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Amato shortly after accepting the 1989 Academy Award for Best Overall Thing Going On. |
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Amato’s second husband, vacuum tube tycoon and adventurer, Hamish J Sussexham. Hamish was lost in 1948 while attempting to scale Devil's Elbow.
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Amato during her stay at the world renowned VanHousin Psychiatric Center. |
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Last known photograph of Christina Amato. The gentleman in the background is referred to only as "H" in her logbook. |
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