Mowing Day
What happened to "Pwease"?
Get out of the way......PLEASE!
Why?
Because I am trying to finish mowing the lawn and I need you and your toys out of my path!
You awe yelling at me!
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OH! You wet it get away!!!
NO!
Don't!
Leave it! I threw it over there...
Don't bring it back!
We awe not pwaying catch?
No. We awe...are... NOT playing catch. I tossed your toy there so I wouldn't mow over it.
Why do you have to mow?
Well......it makes the lawn look nicer, ...you won't get lost in the long grass, ...and I will be able to see where all the "surprise packages" are.
Supwizes? Furby LOVES Supwizes!
Doggie turds.
Oh.
But long gwass would hide the doggie turds.
But if I can't see them to pick them up each day, they might get stepped on....and that is very stinky.
Besides...you seem to produce an awful lot of them...Mr. Turd factory!
How WUDE!
Umm...mommy?
Yes? What do you want?
I have to go potty.
Fine...go over there where the grass has already been mowed.
I have to go potty wight here!
No you don't! Move over there or else hold it till I get this bit mowed.
I have to go wight here...wight now!
Don't you DARE!
You realize I may become anal retentive, and it would be all your fault.
What happened to the speech impediment?
Part of the "cute puppy" persona. Hardly apropos when one's psyche is being damaged.
Oh.
Well...I didn't say that you couldn't go potty......just that you couldn't go right here.
But I REALLY NEED to go!
Go over there.....NOT right in front of the lawn mower!
And now I have to pee too..........Can I pee right here?
I suppose a little pee wouldn't hurt anything.
But hurry up!
I don't pee well under stress......and you're watching.
Turn around.
Alright.
Hurry though.
Get on with it.
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What is that smell???
What did you.....?
YOU WENT POTTY!!!!
Yes I did.
It was an accident.
It just sorta happened.
Sowwy!
YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!
DID NOT!
<sob!>
Why are you crying?
You HATE your cute widdle puppy! <sob.>
I don't hate you Furby.
I love you a lot.
But you are driving me crazy.
AM NOT!
<sniffle>
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I'm flying you there..
It's faster.
