| Furkid Chronicles 15 |
| Letter to SantaPuppy |
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| Dear SantaPuppy,
This is Furby and I have to write the Wish List for the whole family today. Comet and Emily would like a big box of catnip and a brick of cheese. I would like a new collar..one with diamonds maybe, a whole roasted chicken, some ham, a wooly blankie of my very own, some vanilla ice cream, lots of bacon and sausages and maybe a pony of my very own to ride. I would like to be a Superstar within a year and have all the attention in the house and I want massages from Auntie Susan every day and my own entourage (a word I learned from Mummy) and not have to share anything. Thank you. Your loving friend, Furby Towers Wait a minute! Where is Bonnie's Wish List? What is a Wish List? It is a list of things you want and you tell SantaPuppy in a letter and if you have been very good he has to give it to you. I could make a Wish List for Santa Puppy? You have not been good. You won't get anything. FURBY! What a horrible thing to say! I have not been good? You have been very good! Your brother is being a meanie! She has not been good! She peed on the carpet! Only a few times and most of them were my fault for not putting her outside soon enough. She is very good about going outside and she is learning. She is five years old she should know how to go pee-pee outside! She never had a home with a carpet before, so she never learned., but she is learning very fast now. And she goes potty on the carpet too. Only a couple of times and I seem to recall that it took forever for you to get the hang of it! I have been a bad doggie? Yes! No! Furby...KNOCK IT OFF! She spat on all my toys and she has cooties! And she chews them! All my Stuffies! Chewed! It took you a long time to learn the difference between Stuffies and chewies. And she does not have cooties! She drools all over the toys! I will launder them. She has some teeth missing, she can't help it. How about I buy separate toys for each of you as soon as she learns that some of the toys are hers and some are yours? Maybe SantaPuppy can take her away! Noooo! I don't want to go! Maybe SantaPuppy can take you away and not give you anything at all for being mean to your sister! Apologize to her! It's ok. (sniffle) He doesn't have to. No, it is most definitely NOT ok for him to treat you like that. Bonnie, I am sorry that you pee on the rug. Furby! I am sorry that you go potty in the house. FURBY! I am sorry that you have teeth missing and you drool on my toys. Maybe I should be the one to write to SantaPuppy and tell him how bad you have been to your sister. . . . I am sorry I was mean to you. And? You are not a bad doggie. And? Why don't you think of what you would like and I will write it down in the letter for you? And? You are a good doggie...And I love having you for my sister. (gag!) Thankew Furby. Now can you think of anything you would like from SantaPuppy? ...Ummm...I already have a blankie and chewies and treats.... Anything at all? I would like someone to teach me... Teach you what precious? How to get back at that little shit, Furby! |
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