NattyB's Great adventure

It was yet another typical night at Natty's bowling alley in the ghetto.  He took a good look around and sighed.  The roaches were the only ones in the bowling alley besides the guy in the trench coat with the big notebook.  He thought about it and guessed that it couldn't get any worse.  That is until a large group of hoodlums entered the bowling alley.  The one they called Angel approached him.  She stuck her rusty switchblade against his neck and demanded all the loot from his register.  Scared and helpless, he handed over the 5.95 he had earned that night.  She stared at him in disbelief and then checked the register for herself.  She pocketed the 5.95 and told "ice" to get out the paperclip pimp stick and finish him off.  The next thing Natty knew, he was waking up on the floor next to the roaches and the man with the trench coat was writing in his notebook still.  Natty was highly perturbed and could not believe that the man in the trench coat did not call the police or an ambulance to help him.  He charged at the trench coat guy but backed off when he noticed the satanic tattoos plastered on trench coat dude's neck and hands.  He apologized profusely and the trench coat dude forgave him and went back to writing in his notebook.  Some time passed and then Natty's silence was again interrupted.  This time the SWAT team was here and demanded that he stick his hands in the air.  They invaded his bowling alley and cracked the balls open.  To Natty's surprise, the balls were filled with massive amounts of cocaine.  He gasped in horror as Officer Buzz escorted him to the big house.  He heard the man in the trench coat mumble something about him not dropping the soap as Officer Buzz was hauling him away......

Natty the Sexy Mofo did not want to be pictured on the Regs site...However, he did consent to having his name mentioned and something written about him.  Hence, I am writing this fine work of fiction.  This is strictly fiction and all in good fun..!! Enjoy! iceYO  

Ok..so it's a cheesy story n stuff and obviously not my best work...but I was temporarily amused writing it and I think that is the important factor here.  :0)
Also, keep in mind that it is 1:35 EST and I am stuck here for another six hours and have already been present for 10.
Natty's Prison adventure to come soon!
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Please email me with suggestions for future natty the sexy mofo adventures~~