*These random ass folks sendin me email talkin about they want to "have some fun" - how about no? Do I look like a cheap ass hoe to you?? No, cause this is priceless pussy and you gotta be REAL DAMN SPECIAL to hit this.
*Still don't have a job...so fuck this town! Corpus is against me!
*Pharmacolical Math, how easy is this shit? too easy, but they try to make it look hard.
*The OTHER annoying ass bitch in my class, Erica, I would sooo fuck you up if I saw your LOUD ass on the street, you stupid fuckin cunt! Now, I don't call ANYONE a cunt, but you fuckin deserve the shit, cheat ass, lyin ass hoe! How are you gonna lay up with other men, besides your husband, when you got 4 kids? And how are you gonna say that "all military men cheat" and "all mexican men cheat" fuck that and fuck you!
*Ryan, how can you still annoy me without even bein close? Thats a fucking talent son.
*The stupid bitch in my class with the stop sign red, bad dye-job hair. Look, you're about a 1/2 step from gettin your ass beat, so chill the fuck out! I'm tired of you're million question bullshit- SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
*Eric, you sorry ass excuse for man, you really acted like a straight bitch and you know this
*Anyone who isn't reading this is a bitch :)
*My punk ass crankster friends in T-Town that can't seem to leave the powder alone, ya'll have kids damnit, chill the fuck out like I did
*My stupid ass, bitch ass, lazy fuckin excuse for a dog, that bitch ate 3 fucking holes through my son's playpen! fuck a dog, I'm about a shell shy of shootin her
*Lyin ass men, saying they're down ass from the block type fellas, then they turn out to be just lame as hell
*Haters, all you haters, FUCK YOU!!! I'm sick of people sendin me messages that are just like "bitch" or, my favorite "white bitch"- wow look at you, you learned your fucking colors. Yes I'm white, and yes I can be a bitch, but don't call me a fuckin bitch just cause I don't respond when you try to talk to me. Maybe you should get the fucking hint before I really do have to be a bitch to your retarded ass.
*ANYONE ON #DOGSEX on irc, ya'll are some perverted nasty ass mother fuckers, I think PETA should be legally bound to ass rape you with a broom if you fuck a puppy. Ya'll, really, quit messaging me if you're into some nasty ass shit that I TELL you is fucked up.
*Texasmusician75 - this little faggot really thinks he's something special! Talkin about "Well, you're 19 and you have a kid so I'm not interested in dating you" Dude, why would I be wanting to DATE some freak from yahoo that I'm talking to for the first time? Get a fuckin clue numb nuts, not every girl is falling head over heels for you, I prefer a man with tattoos and piercings thank you. Not some plain ass white boy lookin all extra vanilla and prude.
*Fred Bright, if you could just quit being a bastard for one second of your existance, and maybe be a little less selfish, you wouldn't have so many issues with your girlfriend and MAYBE just maybe, you could fuck her again instead of houndin me for pussy. Oh, and do you realize just how lucky you are that I'm a nice girl? I could have sent every converstation we had to Anna. Wouldn't that be funny? She could know how good you think my pussy is? Or oh, how she's a bitch? Wouldn't she love to know what you call her when she's not around? Oh wait, I did that :) Bet you love me now, huh?
*Whoever is outside of my house on a PA yelling about political bullshit, I'm a little to close to shooting your ass right now, watch it asshole, I got 3 guns that want to meet your PA
*Anyone that gets mad at me for having other obligations besides entertaining them - fuuuuuucck you
*Jealous ass girlfriends and jealous ass boyfriends - this is a bitch on behalf of all ya'll in a relationship with a real trifflin ass BITCH
*People who say they'll never email you again, and really seem like they mean it...until 2 days later when you check your mail and the first thing you see is something from them - you know who you are
*People who say I curse too much, boofuckinhoo, cry me a damn river asshole, this is just how I am, take me or leave me, potty mouth and all
*The whole Bush family, how can ONE family make the whole country look like renecks that couldn't pass 3rd grade? Ask W, he knows.
*People who tell me I need to take out my eyebrow ring and tongue ring to look "normal", ya'll make me want to pierce my nose out of spite.
*White boys, not white men. I've only been stood up by white boys, ya'll fuckin suck, grow the fuck up.
*Ryan Guidry, you's a bitch and you know it
*Jerry Salinas, you's even more of a bitch, punk ass
*People who try to argue with me and tell me I'm not white - dude, I think I know what I am
*People who call me a slut, ok sure, I'm 19 fuckin years old, I'm not gonna be a saint
*People who call my son an accident - umm...no, more like a blessing but you're retarded ass wouldn't understand that
*Married men, why can't you guys seem to keep it in your pants and save it for your wife? isn't that the idea behind marriage?
*Married guys that don't tell you their married until after you have sex with them, ya'll are wrong for that
*Fat people that tell you how "unhealthy" your lifestyle is, umm...alright ya'll, I'm fat, I know this, but I don't go around telling people to eat better.
*People who try to get me to drink with them after I tell them I don't drink anymore. If I told you it was for religious reasons, you'd be cool with that, but somehow "recovering drug addict" isn't a good enough reason, you guys like to say "Its not like I'm trying to get you to do a line"
*My mail man, why do you think its necessary to knock on my door when you put the mail in my mail slot? Are you that retarded?
*Every place that I've applied to that hasn't hired me! Yeah all 50+ of ya'll, fuck heads! Its cause I'm white, isn't it?
*People that try to put me on hold for longer than 30 seconds then get mad when I hang up...I do have better things to do than wait on a phone
* My oral surgeon, you son of a bitch!!! You did TOO good of a job! Now I have nothing to whine about! My friends are trying to feel sorry for me, but its hard when there's no pain! :)
*Who ever wrote my a&p book- a big FUCK YOU goes to you sir. That book is impossible.
* Ebay- my big weakness!! Why must you taunt me???
* The guy on yahoo messenger that keeps sending me im's that just say "bitch", dude, come on now. Grow the fuck up, cause I don't know you and you don't know me.
*Penguins. Freaky ass nonflying greasy looking ass birds. I don't know why I hate penguins, but damnit I do.
