The End of Moose and Squirrel

 

Most days I sit in rocking chair on porch outside my Dacha

I throw back vodka shots and reminisce with my Natasha

But while inside my alcoholic brain fond memories swirl

I still have dream to someday bring an end to moose and squirrel

 

 

Those two! I hear they�re doing well and living in Orlando

While I starve on the pension of a soviet commando

I give no heed while comrades their pathetic insults hurl

I have a plan! A plan that spells the end for moose and squirrel

 

 

Boris will prove again he�s still a no-goodnik�s no-goodnik

I�ll lie and cheat and steal and show them this dog�s got a new trick

I�d sacrifice it all to gain that greatly valued pearl

That I might live to see at last the end of moose and squirrel

B. Badenov,

Pottsylvania, 2005

 

As transcribed by Louis William Rose

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