In the year 2004 AD, your Kind abducted our local high school football team. We would like them back as soon as possible, so that they may begin to prepare for the year 2005 AD football season. We hope that the picture posted on this page may refresh your memories, so that you are sure to send us back the right team. We would much rather that you return them all to the football field, instead of to various stock pastures. We do not want to have the trouble of hunting them all down like we had to hunt down our coaches when you abducted them in the year 2003 AD. We thank you for sending back our coaches in better condition than they were when you took them and hope that our football team will have also been improved, as we are hoping for a good season next year.
With sincerest thanks,
The Fans |
