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| MICHAEL JACKSON SIGHTED IN LOCAL WAL-MART! |
| That's right, folks! Michael Jackson in the flesh at the local Wal-Mart! The perpetrator was spotted near the Bed & Bath area of Wal-Mart. A, conveniently being at the scene, was able to snap these close-up photos with her handy-dandy picture phone. What would A's life be like without this wonderful device? |
| We'll tell you what A's life would be like without her handy-dandy picture phone! A would be called a liar among her peers! Who would have ever believed that A would have seen Michael Jackson of all people in Wal-Mart?! We'll tell you who would! No one would! Lucky for A, as well as you readers of THE A PAGES, that A DOES have a handy-dandy picture phone! Doesn't it just make you want to pay A's phone bill? Probably not! |
| Lucky for you, A can afford to pay her own phone bill! Otherwise, you wouldn't be looking at these authentic photos of Michael Jackson! Everyone knows that A never buys anything she can't afford! {coughs severely} |
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| When questioned about the famous appearance of the "Baby Dangler," a Wal-Mart employee (whose name will not be mentioned to avoid frequent harassment) only stated, "Girl, don't be takin' my picture wit' dat phone!" |
| Have you had a similar experience at your local Wal-Mart? THE A PAGES wants to know about it! Leave a detailed description in the GuestBook to have your story told! |
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