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| LOCAL FAMILY DOLLAR INVADED! |
| That's right, folks! The local Family Dollar has been INVADED! The exact date of the invasion is unknown. It is assumed that the perpetrator entered the building in the time span of late December 2004 to early January 2005. No evidence was collected at the scene. The invasion is only known of because this unmasked man foolishly sent pictures of himself to various people via their cellular phones. |
| The mentally diluted individual appears to have had quite a time... |
| Despite illustrated signs demanding that anyone entering the building's restroom "make sure the water is off," the water was left on. If you have any information on this estranged suspect, please leave a comment in the GuestBook. |
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| When questioned about the incident, Family Dollar employees refused to cooperate. What's new?! |
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