| The following are several emails sent between A and Edmon following a phone conversation on June 10, 2005 that Edmon obviously couldn't finish over the phone while being at work. Please excuse Edmon's grammatical errors! Attention Viewers: Edmon is no longer supervised by this Teller Supervisor due to Hurricane Rita. This page does NOT refer to Edmon's current supervisor! |
| To: A From: Edmon Subject: "My stinky Teller Supervisor" by Edmon Hill I have a Teller Supervisor on my job. it's name is Fonky Buttcheeks a.k.a. {name omitted}. She smells bad like cheetos, feet and (xcuse my language) {word omitted}! every day. I'm planning to tell our branch manager soon. it's unbearable. One of my co-workers throws up after she's been around. I've never smelled anything like it. I think we'll all die from it some day Comletely HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: "My stinky Teller Supervisor" by Edmon Hill ...im thinking of posting this story on my website... |
| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: "My stinky Teller Supervisor" by Edmon Hill Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comletely HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: "My stinky Teller Supervisor" by Edmon Hill lol! im gonna do it! |
| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: "My stinky Teller Supervisor" by Edmon Hill when she talks with you, she stands real close and you have to literaly hold you breath Comletely HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: "My stinky Teller Supervisor" by Edmon Hill ROFL! |
| To: A From: Edmon Subject: a senario don't be puttin that stuff on yo site because the senario cold become a real life sitchiation her son and your lyndi are in the same grade. He might say to her, "Hey baby, let's date?" and Lyndi then says, "Ain't no first base here only homeruns, let go to my house. So while the she checks out you site he see, tells fonky Buttcheeks then I have to take you job at crain brothers. THE end Comletely HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: a senario :O HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY LYNDI! IM PUTTIN IT ON MY WEBSITE! BWA HA HA HA! |
| "My Stinky Teller Supervisor" |
| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: a senario nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :O Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: a senario www.geocities.com/louisianacracklin/edmonandthestink.html :D |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: a senario Take it DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, besides, there are alot of gramatical errors on my part now on your part! :P Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: a senario yeah, you do sound like an idiot in your emails, but i dont in mine! that's what you get for trying to sound like an authentic african-american! :P |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: a senario i rezeny(sp) that racist remark Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: a sCenario huh? ...does the little edmon on the nonexistent hill mean "resent"... ????? |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: a sCenario yes you almighty fartblossom Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: a sCenario almighty fartblossom? ROFL that's one i've never seen before! ROFL sounds a little blasphemous with you calling me "almighty"....don't you think?! and what on God's green earth is a fartblossom?! hmm...pehaps i shall depict this Edmony creation with a cartoon! :D maybe you should be calling your teller supervisor the "fartblossom" ...surely she is the one that deserves this title and not sweet little A! |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: a sCenario truly you are a big bowl of capios with sour milk!! Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: a sCenario capios? ...do you mean "capias"? as in "truly i am a big bowl of ...arrest warrants in sour milk?" hmm....did u bump ur head this morning? ur not making much sense! |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: a sCenario I meant crapios like cheerios except there is no bowl of cheer but a bowl of crap with sour milk. (And the crowd of zero in a's head goes "oh") Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: The crowd is offended! lol! my crowd is offended that you think they number at zero and demands an apology!! what would the stinky teller supervisor think about you insulting my crowd?! perhaps i shall call her and complain about a certain teller in the drive-through! |
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| {Check out A's depiction of the "Fartblossom" at the very bottom of this page!} |
| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: dfsghugyervjkdfhsdghsdfkgjaskjdfaksjkfujafksdjfkhjvjvbjduasgfjbadjhdfuahs;alskdj Frickashae frickashae comma lage not Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: dfsghugyervjkdfhsdghsdfkgjaskjdfaksjkfujafksdjfkhjvjvbjduasgfjbadjhdfuahs;alskdj :| ok...i realize that you really really want to go see the new Star Wars movie and can't cause of your "financial bump", but that doesn't mean you have to start typing to me in your bizarre extraterrestrial language... |
| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! i dare you to call just to see what she says. Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! ha Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! lol ur a lunatic! if i call, ur gonna end up having to find "two" new jobs! lol |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! i wouldn't laugh if i were u! u know i always get the last laugh! perhaps u should try thinking more clearly before daring me to do such things! lol |
| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: dfsghugyervjkdfhsdghsdfkgjaskjdfaksjkfujafksdjfkhjvjvbjduasgfjbadjhdfuahs;alskdj ok, that really hurt my feelings(i'm serious) Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: dfsghugyervjkdfhsdghsdfkgjaskjdfaksjkfujafksdjfkhjvjvbjduasgfjbadjhdfuahs;alskdj lol! |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! {raises his eyebrow and thinks to himself, "She thinks she's the shiznitz"} Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! {A corrects Edmon by screaming loudly, "she KNOWS she's the shiznitz!!!!!!!!!!!"} :D |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: dfsghugyervjkdfhsdghsdfkgjaskjdfaksjkfujafksdjfkhjvjvbjduasgfjbadjhdfuahs;alskdj it realy hurt my feelings. but i was speaking sim fo yo info Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: dfsghugyervjkdfhsdghsdfkgjaskjdfaksjkfujafksdjfkhjvjvbjduasgfjbadjhdfuahs;alskdj ROFL |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! uh no Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! ....{ponders a moment} ....ya know, ive been thinking of switching banks since theres a CSB right down the road and all....not to mention the ridiculous treatment i receive at the drive-through of my current bank...perhaps when i go to withdraw all my money, i'll have a little chat with the teller supervisor..... ;) |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! i wouldn't do that if I were you. I think we're worth the drive, besides, all your family is here except that intelligent brother and sister-in-law of yours. Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: The crowd is offended! {blinks} ...if everyone in the world were as stinky as you, i wouldn't be able to breathe... |
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| To: A From: Edmon Subject: Re: dfsghugyervjkdfhsdghsdfkgjaskjdfaksjkfujafksdjfkhjvjvbjduasgfjbadjhdfuahs;alskdj {sings that idiotic country song} "Don't laugh at me, don't call me names..." :( Worshipfully and Reverently HIS Edmon Hill, Jr. |
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| To: Edmon From: A Subject: Re: dfsghugyervjkdfhsdghsdfkgjaskjdfaksjkfujafksdjfkhjvjvbjduasgfjbadjhdfuahs;alskdj ROFLMFBO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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