| ~ ~ A's Diner ~ ~ |
| The place where EVERYONE eats FREE! :) |
| Welcome to A's! Just scroll down, and an imaginary fine-looking waiter or waitress will be right with you to take your order! |
| {Imaginary fine-looking waiter or waitress appears on the page.} Hello! Here is our menu! {Imaginary fine-looking waiter or waitress hands you an imaginary menu.} Our unavailable special today is Carne a la Corbin! What would you like to drink? Bottled Water Cola Chilled Cherry Lime Quencher Hawaiian Pineapple Delight Island Iced Tea Steaming Hot Un-Iced Tea Luscious Lemonade with Freaky Add-Ins When you're finished clicking your drink, I'll take your order! :) {Imaginary fine-looking waiter or waitress disappears while you click your drink.} {Imaginary fine-looking waiter or waitress reappears looking spiffy.} Are you ready to order? Looking Eggs and Silent Bacon Classic Breakfast Big Billy's Bouncing Burger Dancing Roasted Chicken Surprise Fextremely Fresh Fish Hot Hotdog Amazing Disappearing Shrimp and Sushi Ben 2 Space Pizza Gut Buster Platter Hocus Pocus Spinning Cheese Crunchy Taco Cannibalistic Un-Birthday Cake Smashed Pancakes with Butter and Syrup When you're finished clicking your meal, I'll bring you your bill! :) {Imaginary fine-looking waiter or waitress disappears while you click your meal.} {Imaginary fine-looking waiter or waitress reappears and hands you a black piece of paper which is probably your bill.} We hope you enjoyed your free dining experience! Feel free to come eat another free meal when you have more free time! Thanks for eating at A's Diner! ;) How did you enjoy your experience at A's Diner? Was your fine-looking waiter or waitress fine-looking? Was your meal imaginarily tasteful and everything you expected? Let us know! |