Poems
"Lou Kelly", by Malcolm
Lou Kelly, Lou Kelly,
That wild woman off the telly.
She was the one with the wild hair,
Was never a one to play fair,
Tell her where to get off if you dare.
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"Lou Kelly", by Roja
It's wise to be
scared of Lou Kelly,
She trampolines on Judy's belly,
Her snarls crack the screen of the telly.
But when Lou
sees Kean's
narrowed eyes, mean and lean
She'll say "Yes, Reb!", her legs turned to jelly!
(Thanks to "BLOCKADE" magazine for the Lou Kelly sketch and to Roja for the coloured cartoons!)