Pongy
Polluted Lagan by Christopher Madden
Acorn PS
Edited by Molly Freeman
Elderly Man: I wish the Lagan would be a nicer place to be. Back in my day, I would have come here and sat on this bench and look out at the sea. Good old days! But now, the Lagan is just a dirty place to be. Shameful! All you see is rubbish. I wish people would care more and put their rubbish in the bin!
DOE Man: Hello sir. What are you doing sitting here?
Elderly Man: I’m just thinking about how we could make the Lagan a better place. You know, cleaner, nicer.
DOE Man: Well, if we could stop other people from throwing litter in the Lagan – it would be lovely.
Elderly Man: Yes. That’s right, but people don’t care these days! Maybe if you hit them where it hurts …
DOE Man: Ooh, ouch – don’t think we can go around hitting people in the -
Elderly Man: No, not there! In their wallets. Fine them! £50! If they throw rubbish down they’ve got to pay up!
DOE Man: Yeah. I’ll have to write a proposal or something
Boy comes along and throws down
paper.
DOE Man: Hey, what do you think you’re doing?
Boy: Nothing.
Elderly Man: Your litter doesn’t belong in the Lagan!
Boy: Where should I put it?
Elderly Man: The bin. I think we need some more bins around here as well.
DOE Man: Promise me that you’ll put your rubbish in the next bin.
Boy: Promise. (they shake hands)
All: The pongy polluted lagan is as pongy as can be.
If people put their rubbish in the bin it would be as easy as ABC!