The bible tells us to love our neighbor as well as our enemy; probably because they generally are the same people.�- Mark Twain *
"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy- and I keep it in a jar on my desk."-Stephen King
"The report of my death was an exaggeration." -Mark Twain , After reading his own obituary, June 2, 1897
"Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns." -Anon.
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." -William Shakespeare, "Hamlet, Act III, Scene 2"
"LSD melts your mind, not in your hand." -Anon.
"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'" -Roy Blount, Jr.
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren't really there. -Paul Kantner
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs." -Lily Tomlin
"To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times." -Mark Twain
� There is no sin except stupidity.�- Oscar Wilde
� There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance.�- Goethe
� Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.�- Jean de la Bruyere
� Believe in angels! Especially the bad ones.�- anon
� The monsters aren�t under the bed, they�re tucking you in.�- anon
� I don�t want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.�- Groucho
� I�m still an atheist, thank god.�- Luis Bunuel
� I�ve known him as a man, an adolescent, and as a child- sometimes on the same day.�- ?
� The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it never has tried to contact us.�- Calvin and Hobbes
� The only reason some people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.�- Paul Fix
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