Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bedrock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only onetalking to you.
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
(Go and look at the tag inside her shirt) I was right you were made in Heaven
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!
Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
You: You look like my second wife!
Other: How many times have you been married?
You: Once!
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."
Are you an over due book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!
Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!
The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.