You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom.
You're so ugly I took you to the zoo and the zookeeper said "Thanks for bringing her back."
You're so ugly that your momma had to feed you with a sling-shot
You're so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
You're so ugly that when two guys broke into your house you yelled "rape" and they said no thanks.
Hey nice face...so what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?
You�re face is so ugly even Michael Jackson laughs at it.
Your so ugly you can be a modern art masterpiece.
You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror your relfection ducks.
You're so ugly the only way you can get laid is if someone puts a paperbag over your head.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.