Yo mommas so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mommas so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mommas so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mommas so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mommas so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mommas so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mommas so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.