Yo mommas so hairy it looks like shes got Don King in a head lock.
Yo mommas so hairy she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.
Yo mommas so hairy she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mommas so hairy she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mommas so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.