Yo mommas so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mommmas so fat she walked into the Atlantic Ocean and Spain claimed her for a country.
Yo mommas so fat she needs a map of space to find her butt.
Yo mommas so fat she needs Saturn�s rings for a belt.
Yo mommas so fat when she bent over the weather man new it was going to be a full moon.
Yo mommas so fat she uses the nine planets for juggling balls.
Yo mommas so fat she wakes up in sections.
Your mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Yo mommas so fat that when she went to school she sat beside EVERYONE!
Yo mommas so fat when she walked past my house I missed 30 mins of t.v.
Yo mommas so fat, she walked out in front of my car and when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas.
Yo mommas so fat I can jog around her for excercise.
Yo mommas so fat when she has sex you have to ask for directions.
Yo mommas so fat when she voluntered to clean out the cages at the zoo everyone walked past saying look at that hippo.
Yo mommas so fat when she walked past the elephants they chucked peanuts at her.
Yo mommas so fat when she goes swimming in the atlantic all the whales start singing "we are family".
Yo mammas so fat when she hauls ass it takes two trips.
Yo mommas so fat when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck.