Yo mommas so dumb she sold her car for a can of petrol.
Yo mommas so dumb when we were playing hide and seek she hid behind a glass wall.
Yo mommas so dumb when you were born you came out butt first and your momma said look twins.
Yo mommas so dumb she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mommas so dumb she saw a sign that said airport left so she turned around and went home.
Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a quaterback is a refund.
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mommas so dumb she climbed over a 50ft glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mommas so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice.