Your family has been on welfare so long, your grandpa's face is on food stamps.
You're so poor you had to join the army to get a haircut.
You're so poor I stepped on a roach and your mom said there goes the
family pet.
You're so poor I stepped on a cigarette and your mom said there goes the family heater.
You're so poor I knocked on your door and your house fell down.
You're so poor, people from the church would run over animals in front of your house to help with food.
You're so poor, beggars give you money.
You're so poor, you don't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of.
You're so poor, when you asked your mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said spaghetti!
You're so poor, you have too jack off your dog too feed your cat
You're so poor, if they had 10 cent boat rides down the river, all you could do is run down the bank hollering "That's real cheap!"
You're so poor, you can't afford to pay attention
You're so poor, a guy walked into your house, stepped on a cigarette and your mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
You're so poor, your parents got married for the rice.
You're so poor, I saw your mom walking down the street with one shoe, I said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." she said, "No, I found one."
You're so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mom put her foot on the table and said corn.
You're so poor, you live in a 2 story cracker jack box.
You're so poor, someone rang your doorbell and you had to yell "Ding Dong!" out the window.
You're so poor, when someone asks where the bathroom is, your mom says "pick a corner... any corner."
You're so poor, you go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
You're so poor, you buy an imitation of a fake Rolex.
You're so poor, burglars bring things to you.
You�re so poor, you get a discount from goodwill.
You're so poor, when I went over to your house I steped on a roach and your family started singin...'clap ur hands, stomp your feet, thy Lord we got some meat'
Your family is so poor you had to put up your card board box for a second mortgage.