I try to think like you but I just cant get my head up my butt that far.
Next time you think of a come back make sure you don't get it from the
garbage can.
You are so uncoordinated you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
I would like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head far enough up your ass.
Tell your mum to come to my house and collect her knickers from my dog kennel, because they are begging to smell.
You're such a smart ass u could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me what flavor it was.
You have a mechanical mind, u just forget to wind it up.
Don�t hate me because I�m smart, hate me because you�re stupid.
Don�t hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Your so lonely you only need one hand to count all the friends you have.
Fat people are like mopeds, fun to ride but don't let your friends see you.
Well at least when I act like a bitch I try not to be so contsipated.
You're so small you para-glide from a dorito.
You've got one leg, one arm and you swim around in circles.
Looks to me that the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress, I think you've been cheated!
How tall are you? Really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
When you were born, the doctors went on strike and so did your momma!
No wonder you look like a cow, I saw yo momma grazing in my backyard.
I heard you are getting a Duplex __(NAME)__ your gonna stack your boxes.
Your just mad because McDonald's made you pay up your tab