Yo momma has a short leg & walks in circles.
Yo momma has one leg & a bicycle.
Yo mommas got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo momma when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mommas so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma has an ass so big she has to shit in a dumpster.
Yo mommas so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare.
Yo mommas so bald headed, when she gets in the shower she gets brain washed.
When yo momma walks down the footpath, she declared a portable road block cause her footpath is the worlds largest motor way!
Yo momma is like a bubblegum machine, pay 5p and she blows.
The last time I saw your mommas face I fed a bannana to it.