| Everyday Insults. Jokes. How Do I Swear In??? Other Things. Send Me An Insult / Joke. | ||||||
| Language In The Office |
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| OLD PHRASE You�re fucking kidding No cunt told me I don�t have fucking time Who the fuck cares Eat shit and die Eat shit and die you mother fucker Kiss my ass He�s a fucking prick She�s a ball-busting bitch You have no fucking clue This place is fucked What sort of fuckwit are you Fuck off shit head You�re a fucking wanker Go suck eggs You�re fucking paranoid You�re a cunt Fuck off Fuck off dickhead How did you get this piece of shit to work? You fucking toser |
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| NEW PHRASE Really I wasn�t involved in that project Perhaps I can work late Are you sure that�s the problem You don�t say You don�t say sir So you�d like me to help you He�s somewhat insensitive She�s an aggressive go-getter You could do with more training We�re a little disorganized today You�re new here aren�t you Well there you go You�re my new supervisor and I respect you I wasn�t here that day So you�re from Invercargill So you�re from Wellington I�ll look into it and get back to you I no longer require your assistance Well done Gee that was unfortunate |
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