Everyday Insults. Jokes. How Do I Swear In??? Other Things. Send Me An Insult / Joke.
Language In The Office
OLD PHRASE

You�re fucking kidding
No cunt told me
I don�t have fucking time
Who the fuck cares
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die you mother fucker
Kiss my ass
He�s a fucking prick
She�s a ball-busting bitch
You have no fucking clue
This place is fucked
What sort of fuckwit are you
Fuck off shit head
You�re a fucking wanker
Go suck eggs
You�re fucking paranoid
You�re a cunt
Fuck off
Fuck off dickhead
How did you get this piece of shit to work?
You fucking toser
NEW PHRASE

Really
I wasn�t involved in that project
Perhaps I can work late
Are you sure that�s the problem
You don�t say
You don�t say sir
So you�d like me to help you
He�s somewhat insensitive
She�s an aggressive go-getter
You could do with more training
We�re a little disorganized today
You�re new here aren�t you
Well there you go
You�re my new supervisor and I respect you
I wasn�t here that day
So you�re from Invercargill
So you�re from Wellington 
I�ll look into it and get back to you
I no longer require your assistance
Well done
Gee that was unfortunate
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