Q. What do you call a fat person sitting on a toilet going for a shit?
A. A Dump Truck.
Q. What do you call a fat guy in New York?
A. Godzilla.
There�s a fat person on the beach and there were a family there as well. The kids said to their mum and dad �bouncy castle� and then their mum said �now now don�t get sucked in and don�t get lost�
There�s a fat lady on the beach wearing a bikini and there was a family there as well and the kids said to their parents �we need a new tent for Christmas�
There was a naked fat man on the beach and all these kids yelled out �Free Willy!�