You're so fat that when you took your car to the Vehicle Testing Station the man servicing you asked "Now, Which vehicle are we servicing today?"
You're so fat you fell through a black hole and got stuck.
You're so fat that when you go to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at you.
You're so fat your mother has to iron your clothes on the driveway.
You�re so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale.
You're so fat you were baptized at sea world.
You're so fat your blood type is ragu.
You're so fat your idea of interior decoration is a feast.
You�re so fat that when you dressed in yellow and skydived I thought the sun was falling.
You're so fat that I bet when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.
You're so fat that when you make love, you have to give directions.
You're so fat that when you jump in the air you get stuck.