You're so dumb that when you ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's you said, "Hold the cheese."
Brains aren't evrything. In FACT? in your case there nothing!
You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
You're so dumb that you tripped over a cordless phone.
You're so dumb that when I said its chili outside, you ran outside with a spoon.
You're so dumb that when I said the drinks were on the house, you asked me for a ladder.
You're so dumb that you think Hamburger Helper is a cow that does housework.
You're so dumb that you had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
You're so dumb that you thought Meow Mix was a song from the musical Cats.
You're so dumb that you got locked in a grocery store & starved.
You're so dumb that you got locked in a furniture store & slept on the floor.
You're so dumb that you bought a solar powered flashlight.
You're so dumb that you'd have to be twice as smart, just to be a half-wit.
You're so dumb that you'd have to study just to be stupid.
You're so dumb that you flunked recess.
You're so dumb that if your mind ever wanders off you don't have to worry, because it's too weak to get very far.
You're so dumb that you think serial killers are people who poison cocoa puffs.
You're so dumb that you would study all night for a blood test.
You're so dumb that you use toothpaste to fix broken teeth.
You're so dumb that you went to a restaurant to get sleep.
You're so dumb that you thought Mtv was between Ltv and Ntv.
You�re so dumb that you got scared when the power went out and you were on the escalator.
You're so dumb that when you saw a sign that said �wet floor� so you wet it.
You are so dumb you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
You are so dumb you got stabbed in a shoot out.
You are so dumb you called me to get my phone number.
Your so dumb you failed a blood test.