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How do I swear in Chinese ?

Cantonese (phonetic)

D'iu ne lo mo                                       Fuck your mom
SAY Baht Poh                                     Bitch
Tiu nia ma chow hai                            Fuck your mom's smelly cunt
Sek si                                                  Eat shit
Hum kah chan                                     Death to your family!
Lok chat                                              Dick
Hamsap                                               Horny person
Chow fah hai                                       Smelly cheap cunt
Gai                                                      Whore
Lun-yeung, lun tao                              Dick face and dick head
Hai-paw                                               Cunty woman
Jhew lun dou                                       Pig cock scrotum
Ow lun dun jhew hai                            Ox cock boiled in a pig's cunt
Lay da yuen fay gay mm sai sou         You jack off and never wash
Fei hai                                                 Fat cunt

Mandarin (phonetic)

Gun ni ma /chao ni niang                     Fuck your mom
Chao ni niang de zhu zong shi ba dai  Fuck your mom's ancestors grandmas great grandmas
DaH bien                                              Shit
Liu mang                                              Standard swear for bastard
Ni ma la bi                                            Your mother contracts turtles.

Hokkien (Phonectic)

Cheeby                                               Pussy
Lan Jiao                                              Dick
Kiu Mo                                                Pubic Hair
Ni Na Bu                                             Your Fucking Mother
Chao                                                  Cheeby Smelly Pussy
Lan Hoot                                             Balls
Neh                                                     Breast
Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby                Fuck Your Bloody Mother's  pussy
Ka Ni Na                                              Fuck Your mother
Ka Ni Lao Beh                                     Fuck Your Father
Peh bu ki ho lang kan                         Parents go fuck by someone
Peh bu ki ho gao kan                          Parents go fuck by dogs
Keh                                                     Whore
Sai ne niang                                        Shit on your mother
Gan ni zhu gong di yi meah                 Fuck your fore-father number one 
Baw lan jiao                                         No cock

Hakka (Phonectic)


Diao nia meh                                        Fuck your mom
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