There were three blondes traveling to the airport in their car ready to go on a holiday. They came up to a roundabout where the saw a sign saying AIRPORT LEFT so they turned and went home.
There were two blondes and they walked into a $2 shop to purchase an item. They went up to the counter and asked the shopkeeper "How much is this?"
Q. There is a Blonde and a brunette standing on top of a 10 story high building. They both jump off it at the same time. Who falls to the ground first?
A. The brunette does because the blonde stops and asks for directions.
There were three woman in a bar one was blonde one was a brunette and the last one was a red head. The brunette said �I was looking through my daughters draw the other day and found a pack of cigarettes. I didn�t know she smoked!� Then the red head said �Well I was looking through my daughters draw the other day and found a bottle of bourbon. I didn�t know she was an alcoholic!� Then the blonde said �Well I was looking through my daughters draw the other day and found a packet of condoms. I didn�t know that my daughter had a penis all this time!�