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| (Next scene: On Weathertop. A great flash is seen coming from it�s tip, and all the Wraith�s fall off, landing in the mud. Gandalf is at the top.) Gandalf:(Shouting) Ha ha! Come on then! Come back up and show me how tough you lot are! Two: I hate bloody Wizards! One: (Shouting): Look here you crusty old twat! If you don�t come down here, we�ll use our dark magic to make this mountain cave in on itself! Six:(Also shouting) Yeah! And if you survive that, we�ll come along and slice up whatever�s left of you! All Wraiths: Yeah! Gandalf!(Shouting) Ha! Dark magic my arse! You lot come up here and get me! Two: That�s it! I�m gonna go up there and shove my sword right up his arse! Four: Cocky old Wizard. Five: ( Unsheathes sword) I�ve got dibs on his nose. (The Wraith�s all run up the hill. As soon as they get to the top, Gandalf gets on the back of a huge eagle, and takes off into the sky.) Gandalf: Hee hee hee! So long you arseholes! (Fires huge bolt back onto the mountain. Wraith�s all fly off again) One: Right! He got away, but the ring bearer wasn�t with him. This means that we still have a chance at nabbing back the ring. (Next night, the battle on Weathertop. Yet, again, all the Wraith�s fall off. They get up and run to their horses) One: That�s it! I�m gonna go back to Mordor right now, and set a huge whop-off army on Minas Tirith! Two: Nah, save that for later. I reckon we all ambush them at their next stop. Six: Rivendell? Two: Exactly. They�ll be out in the open for ages before they reach the Ford Of Bruinen. One: Good idea. (Turns around to face Weathertop, and shouts): And then Aragorn, Son Of Arathorn, we�ll finish off Minas Tirith, and massacre all of your miserable people! |
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