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Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bi-polar disorder

10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.

9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just
because.

8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a
good rest.

7. What do you mean you're tired -- I had only 3 orgasms!

6. You can not remember the number 7.

5. You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen
mood stabilizers.

4. Your cat's name is Kay and your dog's name is Jamison.

3. You bring your own research to the doctor's.

2. You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
in four days.

And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:

1. Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this
morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the
peanut butter or under it.

Or for those of you on the Net:

1B. You know who James is.
Top 10 Reasons Your Girl Friend Might have Bi-Polar Disorder.


10. She is blond AND still has an IQ of 140.

9. She thinks PMS is for wimps.

8. There are times in the year when she STOPS talking.

7. She is the one in the Club dancing with glow sticks.

6. She takes drugs to have a normal state instead of freaking out.

5.One word - EXTREME

4. Always interesting.

3. DON'T PISS HER OFF.

2. Never any problem with money, because she will have spent it all.

And the Number One Reason You Know Your Girl Friend is Bi-Polar.

1. She is the most interesting, smart, caring, beautiful, sexy, loving
person you will ever have the honor to meet.

How many Manic Depressives does it take to screw a light bulb?


Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to keep the first one from sticking his finger in the live socket.

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