 crazy interactive therapy
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| crazy interactive therapy
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| menu hypnotize yourself simply drag your mouse around to hypnotize yourself...we are not responsible for you trying this at home...
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| Amazing
Cowboy Hypnotist It was opening night at the Civic Center and The Amazing Cowboy Hypnotist was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As the Cowboy Hypnotist took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience." The excitement was almost electric as the Cowboy Hypnotist withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It has been in my family for six generations." |
Then
he began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch,
watch the watch ..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Crap!" said the Cowboy Hypnotist. ... It took weeks to clean up that theater! |
Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him. There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..." | ||