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My Favorite Sites:

The above site is the best ever. Click the evil heifer to go to it!

Play Some Old School Spy Hunter, 80's style

Go to the MSN gaming zone but don't become a member cause that's giving microsoft information so they can spy on you and use the knowlege in Bill Gate's quest for world domination. Ok, sorry got off track there. Go to the zone and then play checkers or chess without being a member. It has a chat feature with like 10 sayings on it. Use them!

Examples:

Other Guy: Hello
Me: No
Me: Nice Try
Other Guy: Good luck!
Me: No
Me: King Me! (if checkers)
Me: King Me!
or
Me: Check Mate! (if chess)
Me: Check Mate!

It's too bad those losers can turn chat off. Oh, another fun thing to do is to keep on saying "It's your turn" to the other guy when it really is your turn. That will annoy them. Then if they're like "It's your turn" you've got to be like "No" "It's your turn". Hilarity ensues.

Anti-Trust was a sweet movie because it exposed microsoft for the EVIL corporation that it is! EVIL MICROSOFT. Wait, damn this is broadcast on the 'net that microsoft owns through it's monopoly. Bill Gates is gonna send his internet hitmen after me. I'm sorry Mr. Gates, but I swear I know nothing about your plot to take over the world using the internet and sporks. Really. Nothing. Nothing at all.

Top Agent. Check my mad 80's arcade skills. Wait.... Agent... AHH!!! Spyhunter's a salmon training module!!! I've been recruted! I won't turn against my own species you orange sea dwelling scum!

The Onion is a great parody site

Penny Arcade has some funny comics... if you're a geek. Which I am. And in the future, geeks will own this planet! Bwahaha!

Read up on Invasion:America. It lives on in all of the conspiracy ridden minds of those who saw it.

Go to this site if you want to learn about REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

This is really funny. It's the chronacles of Gord, a very angry video game store owner. Acts of Gord

What the fuck is this? I have no more space. I want to write more. This sucks.