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Self destruction might be the answer.
In Steve we trust.
You are not your job.
You are not how much money you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
The things you own end up owning you.
Self-improvement is masturbation.

Congratulations, you are:
A Dingle berry
(aka Cling-ons or Cliff hangers)
Dingle berries... we all know one. Clinging to that parent or significant other for dear life.. basing every discussion on the opinions and actions of that one special person. The mama's boy (or girl) of the shit family, but Dingle berries do have a dark side and are known for their jealousy and sudden bursts of anger and violence. Though the life of a Dingle berry may seem meaning less, it does have its upsides... usually death.

Congratulations, You will...
Take your own life
(you have 4 months and 7 days to live, from the date you read this)
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Lizzy Borden
Lizzy Borden, not by definition a serial killer, but a notorious killer nonetheless. One day as her father was napping on the living room sofa Lizzy Borden took an axe and hit her father's head with it repeatedly some where around 40 times, completely disfiguring his face into an unrecognizable mess of blood and gore. Almost immediately after Lizzy attacked her mother in her bedroom, again hitting her head with an axe over 40 times.
Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her father forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her mother forty-one.
kill count: 2

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this page is under construction cause i realized i had alot of bands that i dont remember why i put on here in the first place. So ill find some nifty stuff.