I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart, and strong,
And not afraid to admit when he's wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks
And when he says he'll call, doesn't wait six weeks
I pray that he's gainfully employed
And won't lose his cool when he's annoyed
One who pulls out my chair and opens the door
And massages my shoulders and begs to do more
Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind
And knows what to say when I ask, "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a-twitchin'
And bring Me something too, when he goes to the kitchen !
A man who will love me for days without end
And never compare me with his old girlfriend
Thank you in advance, and now I'll just wait
For I know you will send him before it's too late.
