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| Blondie's Ponderings | |||||||||||||||||||
| This is the part of the site where everyone's favorite minister Blondie shares some of her thoughts, her feelings, her wierd ass points of view. They range from things like her jealiousy at the fact that clowns like me better, and monkeys like to steal her shoes. They're intresting, they're wierd, they're everything that makes up Blondie. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Contact Blondie | |||||||||||||||||||
| *Volumes Of Evil Monkeys, And Other Non-Important Questions* By Blondie | |||||||||||||||||||
| Okies, this is kust a few of the crazy questions, I, Blondie, have. If you know any of the answers please inform me, and I will greatfully ignore you...I mean, I will take it into consideration. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Why do evil monkeys live in people's closets? Why do they eat shoes? Why don't they go live in the jungle? Why do the clowns scare people? What's so wrong with a crazy person, with bunches of makeup, danceing around? | |||||||||||||||||||
| Why do the clowns that live in Scarlett's house (under her bed) carry knifes? Why do the clowns at Scarlett's house look mad? Is it because she dosen't feed them? What do they eat anyways? Why do they only live at her house? | |||||||||||||||||||
| Could they come to my house and eat all the monkeys? Why do the monkey's at my house only eat one shoes? Why don't they eat them both? AND, What about the mushrooms? What color are they? And Why shouldn't we eat them? Scarlett...I know your eating them...SHARE! Do they taste good? | |||||||||||||||||||
| What about the orange bats that live in my sister's hair? Why are they so small? And how come I'm the only one who can see them? What about Cris? Does he like guys? Why does he hug his guy friends? He's, in football, do his teamates slap him on the ass if he makes a touchdown? | |||||||||||||||||||
| Are purple dots bad? I'M TURNING INTO AN ALIEM! Sorry, please let me coninue... Can you feed evil cheerleaders to birds? Not normal birds, but the evil clown monkey birds? What the hell are evil cheerleaders and why are they here? Whats with Mr.Pursley? Does he have a PMS problem? Is he really a woman? He's always pissed off...about something. |
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| What's with the matrix, is that supposed to be cool? I think it's dumb! Why are there evil vampire children living under my bed? Why can't they go find a new home? They scare me...why do they cry? How old are they? Are we ever going to need algebra? What about the leprechans that steal Tiami's undies? What do they do with them? Eat them? EW! Am I going to turn into an alium? Is the world upside down? Or Backwards? Why did he have to die? What is end? | |||||||||||||||||||
| What happened to the souls I losT?Did they die? When am i going to die? WHO'S SICK IDEA WAS IT TO PUT AND "S" IN THE WORD LI"S"P?! I mean, come on people, they can't even pronounce thier problem. Is spongebob satan? If he's not, then who is? WHO INVENTED GOD? |
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