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Giddyup!!! I'm back, no questions asked!!! Hi, Bob!!! There is no such thing as an essential government employee!!! Vernon Baird was a flour child!!! I wanna rock'n'roll all night, and party every day!!! The Constantinople cops spoke pig latin!!! OJ is slashing prices on those video tapes!!! Norm!!! After watching "It's a Wonderful Life" for the millionth time, I wish I was never born!!! The pound sign is tic-tac-toe!!! The star sign is an asterisk!!! The Founding Fathers should have also created a Bill of Responsibilities!!! Many money now, ask me how!!! The new Madonna stamp licks itself!!! Oh, Rob!!! Oh, Mr Grant!!! New York Cheesecake is a pie!!! Boston Cream Pie is a cake!!! Too far East is West!!! Tobacco companies are selling us a pack of lies!!! Around Mardi Gras those billboards need to read: The loosest sluts in Louisiana!!! Must see TV!!! Dollar bills are paper, which is made of wood, therefore, money does grow on trees!!! If people were really interested in your sexual fantasies, they'd make 'em a reality!!! Jesus saves!!! Moses invests!!! Bass Masters must also be master baiters!!! Don't underestimate the intelligence of blondes because they're usually brunettes!!! Stella!!! Sadaam Hussein ONLY got 99 percent of the vote in his unopposed re-election!!! If Pam Lee has her moniker tattooed on her husband's penis, she'd be much happier as Pamela Denise Anderson-Olajuwon!!! Play ball!!! People in the 1890s didn't like Generation V either!!! You've got real credit problems if Amex tells you to: Leave home without it!!! Cubic zyrconias are a girl's fondest acquaintance!!! You gotta fight for your right to party!!! Louis Farrakhan's Salaam restaurant seats 100, but it only has 40 chairs!!! The only ones who think a yellow light means "slow down" work for the DMV!!! Wilma!!! Parker Brothers is the only company that makes Monopoly!!! Detroit's hockey team should be in Buffalo!!! If anyone doubts New Yorkers have the highest sperm counts, just check out the floors in those Times Square arcades!!! I will not eat them, Sam I Am!!! After a vasectomy, you should get a free bottle of Dry Sack!!! Newman!!! If people wearing glasses are called "four-eyes," then hearing aid wearers should be called "three ears"!!! Futons not only make an uncomfortable sofa during the day but an even more uncomfortable bed at night!!! Gentlemen, start your engines!!! Lucy!!! Give 'em hell, give 'em hell, make 'em eat shit!!! Victoria's Secret is that she knows, but doesn't say anything about all those men masturbating to her catalog!!! When Austin access television says they'll be out from "7 to 1", that's not the arrival times, it's the odds on whether they'll ever show up!!! Will work for food!!! There is an overexposure of Friends being overexposed!!! Hogan!!! Unlike most presidential assassins, Oliver Stone used a 35mm!!! A lawyer committing suicide does set precedent!!! Whoa!!! |
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