They don�t want Austin to expand out north where there are already like a million of those wacky computer guys.
Why? Because our friends the vireo and the warbler like to lay their feathered heads to rest out in that lovely vista.
That just shows to go you that two birds in the hand are worth one in the bush. Don�t let my wife hear that one!
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So is it cold fusion yet? Only if you�ve got a $5 million grant to pay for the dirty ice cubes!
Seriously, folks, I�m here to tell you the guys in the lab do get wild and crazy sometimes, and the government will give us money for just about anything. Why? Because they don�t know what we�re talking about.
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That DNA research is enough to drive me back into the private sector, I tell you.
Before you can count your test tubes, they will know everything about you but your SAT scores.
If you ask this desk jockey, that�s welcome news. I�ve been trying to get into a few of my students� genes for years!
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Did you know that silicone is a great lubricant? I find I can store my beakers just about anywhere once I apply some silicone. I little dab will do you!
But steer clear of using our friend silicone in those breast implants. They haven�t quite got a handle on that situation yet. Neither have I, but I keep trying!