Dubya...
		What do Dubya and a beer bottle have in common? Both are empty from the neck up ... Why did Dubya's mom only change his diapers once a month? Because the label said good for up to 20 pounds ... How do you tell if Dubya's been on your computer? There's white-out on the screen ... What do you call a circle of Bush boys? A dope ring ... Why did Dubya put TGIF on his boots? Toes Go In First... What does Dubya call Cheerios? Doughnut seeds ... Why did Dubya cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken ... Bush Sr. catches Dubya jacking off and says, don't do that or you'll go blind. The future Unpresident says, Daddy, I'm over here ... What would you call Satan if he were a Bush? Dubya .... What do a tornado and a Bush divorce have in common? In both somebody's gonna make a campaign donation ... What do you call a Bush with a lot of girlfriends? Shephard ... Why did they spread manure at Dubya' wedding? To keep the flies off the bride ... How does Dubya practice safe sex? Gets rid of all the animals that kick ... What's maroon and white, 100 yards long and has two teeth? The front row at Kyle Field (in Aggieland where Dubya's daddy has a lie-bury) ... What goes vroom-screech, vroom-screech, vroom-screech, vroom-screech? A drunk, coked-up Dubya driving through a flashing red light ... How does Dick Cheney keep Dubya busy? Asks him to alphabetize M&Ms ... How many Dubya jokes are there? None. They're all true ...
			By the way, if these jokes offend you, then lighten up, bubba. We, unlike Dubya, were born in Texas, and were lucky to be endowed with senses of humor. And if we can't laugh while the unelected leader of the free world makes our freedoms go bye-bye, what hope is there?
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