EXCUSE
I looked a girl right in the eye
And lied to her
Why?
cause I USED to be in love with her
As soon as you confronted me
I lost all respect for her
And it was a good thing
I was wrong for me to love her
Dead wrong
Because of circumstances
But I did anyways
But when she confronted me
It showed me something
She wasn't the one for me
Funny how stuff like that turns out
So now I go back to old girlfriends
One is driving me crazy
And just now
I realize something
Time for me to move on to a new girl
It's a good excuse for anything
The Asshole that you hate
I'm the asshole you hate
I don't work out
I smoke like a chimmney
I eat what I like
Those fatty foods that make you fast
Yet I still look good
I still the show at your parties
I drink all you beer
And eat all your foood
And I still look good
I make out with ugly chicks
Then I become an asshole
After they feel something for me
You can have your gym workouts
And run 30 miles a day
But I still look good
I cut in lines
While you wait for hours
And I still look good
See I'm actually the asshole
You grow to love
And always
I look good
Entertainer
Sometimes I get lonely
I stare out the window and think
I think a lot
Watch a lot of movies
Listen to music, and write
Chewing on my pen
Thinking of ideas
To entertain everyone
I love being the center of attention
I like being noticed
I love praise from people
I'm here to entertain you
So go ahead and read the next line
old lover
My old girlfriend cam into town today
No phone call no hello no nothing
I didn't even get to even see her
I sure talked to her cousin a lot
This is the second time this has happened this summer
And it drives me insane
I go an emotional rollacoaster
everything she's out here
So I say to you cousin
why?
Why must I know she's out here?
Do tell me this if I'm not going to see her
Fuck that
I called her hotel twice today
No answer
Drives me insane
Why? the answer is easy
I still care for her
I can even think
I get depressed
I saw a band called Ween last night
One of the happiest bands ever
And yet I got depressed
Over an ex-lover
I still love
you
and cousin
don't tell me she's out here next time
unless i get to see her
19 year old virgin
I'm a 19 year old virgin
I've never had sex
Not by choice
Never found the right girl
Always looking
Am I dreaming?
What everyone else is doing?
Friends say it helps a relationship
But how many relationships how they have?
Do you agree on what I say?
I bought a condom
Just in case
Because hey
I can change my mind
