THE CONBOY RAP
I've been workin' at java
for a year and a half
makin' mooko freezes and bustin' my ass
my friends are 86'd
so my attitudes bad
I'm fit to do the Conboy rap
No trust
No trust
I got a GED
and a fake ID
got my own place so you can't touch me
I got my own motor scooter just look how fat
Myrna's being "I" ... I'm sick of this crap
Fit to do your l's .. no no
Fit to do your l's .. no no
Fit to do your himes no no
Fit to do your l's
I know I guy named Bleu
now he's real cool
I'm teaching Leather John the RPM school
Gettin' free hime
being with times
Flirtin' with ti
Ice-T with a lime
smokin' packs of agents like they're going outta style
Marlboro lights are hella really wild
Myrna's on my case but that's nothin' rare
I look her in the face and say "BUT AIR!"
Tough but we gotta be ife
Tough but we gotta be ife
Tough but we gotta be ife
Tough but we gotta be ife
So Java bites
But I makin' some grites
Waitin' for my name to be up in lights
I'm the hip shakin' Conboy
dancin' really wild
Your fit to rap the Conboy style
Alan did his l's he fled to Arizona
Hanson does his himes on a large cherry soda
Denny bought a bagel but he doesn't like tomatoes
I fit to do my himes on
A PLATE OF MASHED POTATOES
Eoweheoeho
I'm fit to do my eoweheoeho's
droppin' the kitchen
Myrna's bein' ooh
She's hella always bitchin'
When you see her windshied
smash it with a brick
She so bad she make medicine sick