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| Alabama: at least we're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimo's can't be wrong Arizona: but it's dry heat Arkansas: Litterasy ain't everything California: As seen on T.V. Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only dirtier with less character Delaware: We really do like chemicals in our water Florida: Ask us about our grandkids Georgia: We put the "fun" in Fundamentlist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, but leave your money) Idaho: More than just potatos, ok we're not, but potatos sure are good! Illinois: Don't pronounce the "S" Indiana: Two Billion years Tidal-wave free Iowa: We do amazing things with corn Kansas: First of rectangle states Louisiana: We're not cajin wackos, but that's out tourism campaign Maine: We're really cold but we have cheap lobster Maryland: A thinking man's Delaware Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets) Michigan: First line of Defense from the Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 lakes 10,000,000 mosquitos Mississippi: Come feel better about your state Missiouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work Montana: Land of Big sky, the Unabomber, right-wing crazies and very little else Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest Nevada: HOOKERS AND POKER!! New Hampshire: Go away, leave us alone New Jersey: Ya want a ##$%##! motto? I got your ##$%##! motto right here!! New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney... North Carolina: Tabacco is a vegatable North Dakota: We really are one of the 50 states! Ohio: I wish we were in Michigan Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing Oregon: Spotted Owl....it's what's for dinner Pennsylvania: Cook with coal Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an Island South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota Tennessee: The educashun state Texas: Si, hablo ingles (Yes, I speak english) Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus Vermont: Yep... Virgina: who says Government stiffs and slackjawed yokels don't mix Washington: Help! We're overrun by Nerds and Slackers! Washington D.C.: Wanna be Mayor? West Virgina: One big Happy family - - Really! Wisconsin: Eat cheese or die! Wyoming: Wynot? |
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