this was said by my drunk older brother michael to my mother while she was trying to watch an episode of star trek: voyager.

my brother michael, being the sad, pathetic manchild that he is, decided to get drunk and make himself look like a complete fool in front of our parents. again. whenever he gets drunk, he likes to preach about how god has supposedly saved him (again?) and changed his life (again?) and how me and my other brother thomas will be going to hell, supposedly because we don't bother going to church. of course, the real reason why he damns us to hell is because he knows that we don't like him and think he's a goddamn loser, which, basically... he is.

have i mentioned that he is also the self-proclaimed "messenger of god"? apparently, god speaks through him, too. wow. impressive. next, he'll probably start telling people that not only does god speak through him, but also acts through him, too, and that he is the reason why he used to beat his now ex-wife, as well as the same reason why he molested a drunk preteen girl back when he was in his early 20's. after all, he is the "messenger of god", and the "messenger of god" certainly wouldn't lie, would he?

anyway, you heard it here first, trekkies: my almighty, pedophilic, women-beating older brother has spoken, and, according to him, god hates star trek.

preach on, brother. preach on...