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me: do i know you?
biblefag: no, I'm contactuing you through your webpage.
biblefag: contacting
me: okay... and your problem?
biblefag: I have looked through your web page thoroughly and
biblefag: I believe I can say this honestly to you
biblefag: I personally think you might be a homosexual.
me: OMG YOU FOUND MY SECRET SHAME!!!!1
biblefag: now I can back this up
biblefag: please, I am being serious.
me: okay, lets hear it
biblefag: ok, first off
biblefag: you have said that your friend Alex is a homosexual
me: yeah what about it
me: ...?
me: quit taking so damn long to type and get to the stupid ass part where you claim its a disease
me: and that the bible says its wrong and blah blah blah...
biblefag: sorry, but I know what I am talking about here
biblefag: and yes, that is part of what I was going to say
biblefag: although I wouldn't exactly put it in those exact words.
biblefag: I am just trying to put it in a way that would make it more clear and understandable
biblefag: and maybe you'll be a little more accepting of my theory.
biblefag: which is shared by others btw
biblefag: and please do not speak ill of the bible, I am trying to have a serious conversation here.
biblefag: I'm sure next you are going to call me a moron.
me: ah jeez, now you're psychic too!
biblefag: look I am serious, i am trying not to be confrontational about this wit you
me: sorry bud, but you approached me on the subject first
me: now finish up on whatever else it was you were going to say so i can go back to drinking
biblefag: I also want to mention your page on Choeniki
biblefag: sp?
me: chou aniki? but gee, why would you want to bring _that_ up?
me: wait
me: hold on a second, i feel a moment of clarity coming on
me: OMG I JUST REALIZED IT!!!
me: I AM A FLIPPIN' HOMO!!!
me: thank you kind sir for opening my eyes to the lie that is my heterosexual life.
me: all these years i believed myself to be a lover of ladies
me: and yet, all it took to open my eyes was the online intervention of some judgmental jackass armed with a bible
me: is this for real?
biblefag: have you read the bible?
me: no offense, but i literally couldn't care less about what the bible says.
biblefag: doesn't change the fact the bible doesn't allow it.
me: the bible doesn't allow a lot of things
me: now get to the part where this affects me
biblefag: why assoshiate with Alex
biblefag: associate
biblefag: ?
me: because he doesn't seem to mind associating with the likes of me
me: now get to the part where this affects you
me: or are you just looking for another excuse to pull that rolled up bible of yours out of your ass again?
biblefag: I'm being serious here.
me: so am i
me: so what is this, some sort of online crusade to clean up the internet of fags?
me: or are you just having a hard time dealing with the special feelings you have towards your fellow man?
biblefag: hey now....
me: ever feel the urge to yell out I LOVE COCK just for the buttloving hell of it?
me: or do you prefer good ol clean fisting?
biblefag: shut up already!
me: so tell me sir, how many teaspoons of dicksauce do you like in your morning cup of coffee?
biblefag: I Dont fucking drink coffee jackass!!
me: oh, so you prefer your dicksauce straight from the tap then?
biblefag: FUCK YOU
me: are you asking me or telling me, sir?
me: ...
me: excuse me, sir?
me: sir, i certainly hope you're not starting another hot sweaty manlove jerkfest without me?
biblefag has disconnected

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