 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
the ten things i want to accomplish in my lifetime are (in no particular order):
- get a job that pays a lot of money for very little work.
- marry a loyal and faithful woman who (hopefully) won't run off with some guy named "hank".
- buy a great car so i can drive around in it and do nothing.
- get a great house (or reasonable apartment) so i can lay around in it and do nothing.
- do nothing.
- maybe have a couple kids who will be reasonably obedient and hopefully strive to be better than "daddy".
- get some guy named "hank" to baby-sit them.
- win the lottery and rub it in my wife's face after she's run off with hank.
- find a little place in the countryside and live out the rest of my life there with my dog, "lenny".
- get myself to realize that i won't accomplish anything by slacking off and typing half-ass articles like this.
re: @