As can be shown in the Book of Judgement, Skeet's first entanglement with the store had him smack right into the door before entering the store (Three times!), trying to rents games with a Cap'n Crunch Club card, and melting a Super Nintendo cartridge after confusing the breakroom toaster with a demo machine. When he was six, he confused the display toilets at Sears for,...well, let's just not go there.
Skeet's green mohawk is currently being hidden by the chicken bucket and goggle's he's wearing. Gord gave them to him, telling him it was a virtual reality helmet. Since then, he's stolen a police car, beat the s--t out of some thugs, crashed through a wall, and generally been pretty badass. And he still thinks it's a game!
He has a scar on his cheek from busting through the car windshield, and he's missing one of his earrings. He also has an eyebrowring, but that's safely behind his goggles. So far, I'd say he has a million bazillion points in the game, and enough jailtime to have him get a high school education. Which he desperately needs.
