Chase Runs a Mile
Or, you can do that to genitalia?
Okay, we needed to get some physical education classes out in High School. Most of us got 'em out in Freshman year. Especially the 'brains'. But I remember once, walking to lunch with Jesse when Chase comes running up, shouting for us,....

Chase: Hey, guys, guess what I ran my mile in today!?
Jesse: A penis?

So I burst out laughing, and Chase starts a sentance of "No, I-" stops, and we all have a good long laugh. Pretty short story, but the timing was perfect.

Senior year, he's ragging on a Sophmore or Junior in Mrs. Green's class, talking about how to be like him.

Chase: You want to me like him, grow your hair freakishly long and run your mile in, what, five minutes?
Mumbled reply.
Chase: 5:15? Damn, I'm good.
Me: And if you wanna be like Chase, cut your hair freakishly short and run your mile in a penis.

Laughter.
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